Originally Posted by harvey_birdman
You should really go with a hooker for your first time. Pay her extra to take her time and show you which organ is inserted where. Then when it comes time to have sexual relations with the sorority girl who passed out in your dorm room you'll know what you're doing.
Just make sure the hooker you go with is a biological female. Trannies are fine in moderation, but if you make love to one your first time out it could cause some confusion going forward since their genitalia can be quite different from biological women.
Ha, I wish I'd done that in the beginning but there are no hookers where I live haha. Seriously though, she's a special girl to me and I've waited out until I had this feeling about someone to loose it.
Originally Posted by r...
Sell it on Ebay. Look, I mean, I'll give you like 50 bucks for it. Tops.
LMAO, no homo!
Originally Posted by IUtoSLU
For her? Complete disappointment.
Thats what I was thinking
Originally Posted by scarphe
i thought conne would be when you are talking about partners with more xp.
Originally Posted by BDC2823
PM Neo_Version_7 and Tagutcow. They are the SF masters in this department.
If it comes to me having to, I'll PM all 4 haha!
Originally Posted by Crane's
This thread has potential for making the best of 2010 top list.
I'm sure it would... but thats least important now!
Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba
Since its a special night, ask her if you can put it in the butt too!