Originally Posted by Man Of Lint
*] 103 After the shoes are done, you apply leather conditioner to your dogs chew toys.
Though you lovingly face your wife in bed, in the background, carefully placed in view, are those new shoes (or boots).
30 homeless men your size can be dressed like James Bond from your wardrobe.
4 pockets and a wallet for each of them, but no money inside any of them.
Everything you see on WAYWRN is something you must now have.
As you commute to work you imitate the poses and expressions of GQ magazine models.
The math is done. Conclusion; it will take 200 years to wear all that you own and you're still buying more.
Your co-workers cannot figure you out. You proudly show off your new $900 shoes, but your shirt still says 'Gus' on it.
You discreetly sniff your guests shoes to check if they were made of Chromium or Vegetable tanned leathers.
A watch on each wrist
KIWI polish n' crackers, ...delicious!