Originally Posted by FIHTies
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking about the greatest inventions of man.
The first guy said he thought it was the steam engine because of the impact it had had on transportation and industry.
The second said he thought it was the microprocessor because of the impact on the computer industry and basically all of technology.
The third was this fellow from _____________ (insert your own country or place here) . He said he thought the greatest invention was the Thermos bottle. The other two gave him an odd look and one said, "The Thermos bottle?! Why? All it does it keep hot things hot and cold things cold."
The fellow said, "Yes, but how do it know?"
One morning, a blonde saw a man in her office drinking coffee from a thermos, and asked him about the thermos. He said, "it keeps my hot coffee hot."
Then she saw a secretary drinking milk from her thermos - and the secretary said, "it keeps my cold milk cold."
Next day the blonde comes in with a thermos of her own, proudly showing it to her friends - explaining that "it keeps the hot stuff hot, and the cold stuff cold." One friend asked what she had in it, and the blonde said "a cup of hot chocolate and two popsicles"