Sartorial mythbusting - Page 39

Originally Posted by edmorel

jeffreyd, since you are The Line King (get it????), why does the stripes go up to his neck like that? Is that the only way it can be done on a larger person or is there a way of making the lines straight and hence, not make the person look so portly in the middle?

Originally Posted by Film Noir Buff

IAlso,I would believe that clothing is the purview of every man whether he is big, overweight, young, short, old, sickly, cadaverously underweight, ugly, wide hipped and narrow shouldered, sunken chested, poor postured, or has a wing bladed back. I dont get why someone would have to apoloize for their looks to you or anyone else?

Originally Posted by edmorel

A cast of my stomach was used as the model for the Spartans in the movie.

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

My calf muscles are like a scene from The 300.

Oh: cheers!

- B

Originally Posted by Doxe

Ha! That is rich coming from you. Your entire raison d'etre on the interweb is to criticize others, usually by reference to class (hopsack anyone?).

Originally Posted by Doxe

Yet, when the table is turned you claim to be the victim.

Originally Posted by Doxe

My first thought on seeing your pic was of Mr. Creosote...your homophobic comments have merely confirmed that my initial perception of you was correct. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U

Originally Posted by el grande tempo

My thighs are meaty! - E

Originally Posted by luftvier

I've gotten this same thing here and in retail shops.

E.g., went to BB for their sale, tried on a 36R in the regent. The trouser was cut awfully small in the waist and seat (smaller than RLBL, surprisingly).

As a man of narrow waist an ample ass, I found the trousers didn't fit, and the tailor there cautioned that there was not enough fabric to accommodate my posterior.

Both she and the SA recommended I try on a 38. The shoulders extended past my shoulder and made my head look like a pin, not to mention the several inches of excess fabric thtroughout the chest and body.

The SA said it looked fantastic.

apparently also thinks I should build up the shoulders. But frankly, I don't mind being a beanpole and would prefer looking too slim to invoking 80s Armani.

Originally Posted by aportnoy

Originally Posted by aportnoy

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

I suugest that jefferyd track Bunny, dart him, skin the pelt, and leave him to awake groggily on the UWS with just a trace of spittle on the chin.

While hr comes to progressively angrily, rip the pelt apart and analyze it (no: not analyze in the edmorel fashion. )

After the analysis us done, I suggest donating it to a senior fnb.com memberso that they can make sweet, sweet love on it in front of their gas fireplace.

Oh: cheers!

- B

Originally Posted by jefferyd

Of course. But what I'm talking about is a very long undersleeve which IS messy, and which is much more mobile than any clean sleeve will be. I feel like I need to get drawing..........