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R. Kelly is writing his memoirs

post #1 of 27
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I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php
post #2 of 27
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post #3 of 27
I think I'll wait for the film adaptation.
post #4 of 27
This guy is like the Michael Vick of RnB. Minus dogs.
post #5 of 27
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post
"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, urine, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

FTFY
post #6 of 27
I wonder how much time he'll spend outlining and emphasizing the fact that he's a no talent hack, pedophile complete douche bag?

Still wouldn't read
post #7 of 27
If he details sex with Aliyah I'll read it.
post #8 of 27
Possible Titles: Jailbait: My Journey Into The Youth of America Jesus Juice: Proven Dating Strategies Using the Michael Jackson Method Chocolate Starfish Tits & Ass But No Talent
post #9 of 27
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post
I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php

He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write?
post #10 of 27
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Originally Posted by JayJay View Post
He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write?

Duh, ghostwriter.
post #11 of 27
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Originally Posted by Artisan Fan View Post
Duh, ghostwriter.
Of course, but isn't this a bit ironic for a guy who is illiterate. He won't be able to read his own book. His book signing tours should be quite interesting.
post #12 of 27
"rainmakers"

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Originally Posted by Artisan Fan View Post
Possible Titles:

Jailbait: My Journey Into The Youth of America

Jesus Juice: Proven Dating Strategies Using the Michael Jackson Method

Chocolate Starfish

Tits & Ass But No Talent
post #13 of 27
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
"rainmakers"

post #14 of 27
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post
I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, sweat and other bodily fluids. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php

Fixed
post #15 of 27
R. Kelly, "bed time stories for teenage girls" ?
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