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Originally Posted by
ChadHahn 
A few years ago I was in an airport bar and overheard one man talking to another about the lizard people who rule the world. He was apparently serious and his friend was listening with great interest.
This wasn't one of those you won't believe what I was reading online conversations but a we are ruled by aliens from another planet who take the shapes of humans conversation.
Chad
I went on a blind date with an otherwise very well put together girl once who started with that stuff when we were having after dinner drinks. Apparently there's a hidden planet in our solar system full of those guys, and they're trying to take our gold or something? Also, JFK was assassinated because he found out about it.

I smiled and nodded until I could change the conversation (she was hot, after all), but when she brought it up a second time an hour later, we were done.