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Originally Posted by
TGPlastic 
6. Gay porn fluffer
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Originally Posted by
edmorel 
Best advice in this threak.
ENOUGH MISDIRECTION. Being a gay porn fluffer USED to be one of the most prestigious, fast-growing fields in the wonderland of cinema, but modern advancement has sent that profession down the seminiferous tubules. With the dastardly discovery of Viagra, originally used as a heart medication, fluffers have been ejected from the more-and-more fuck-throat world of pornography, landing the original behind-the-scenes men on the streets on their unused asses and velvety mouths. The Fluffer Union of America, dying in number as it has been, took to suing Pfizer for the creation of Viagra not two years ago, a laughable but sympathy-invoking act for a dying breed of oral talent. As pharmaceutics threatens to lusciously envelop yet another faction of heartland America that moved out west to strike it big with an acting career, I beg you, OP, follow not this heinous advice, and take your dick-sucking acumen and enthusiasm down a more lucrative and burgeoning career path.