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Self aware drunker, introinspection (please share )

post #1 of 16
12/27/09 at 2:15am
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Sitting at the, bar this night awakard I felt, my head move side to side looking to myself as, a preying mantis reflected upon a mirror, behind the booze and, boozers. After 3 Hennessey I hoped, to relax and feel more , human but instead the , high arching eyebrows of the, bar tender ) made me feel, something more ashamed. Shortly after I stumbled to the, conclusion that this night rheaked, of a self awared awkard, introinspection as, I relived myself horozontally and thought to share it, here .
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post #2 of 16
12/27/09 at 2:46am
Yet indeed, you still had a better night than several members of the fora.
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post #3 of 16
12/27/09 at 5:50am
Sleep it off, the morning shall be a better experience. Praying mantis, I once felt...
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post #4 of 16
12/27/09 at 2:45pm
I'm hung over this morning, and all that's running through my head is this . . .

Lord have mercy on me
Was the kneeling drunkard's plea
And as he knelt there on the ground
I know that God in heaven looked down
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post #5 of 16
12/27/09 at 2:58pm
Thank you for, sharing.
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post #6 of 16
12/27/09 at 5:19pm
That was deep man, that was deep.
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post #7 of 16
12/27/09 at 6:12pm
I had to quit drinking recently. It was deteriorating my health and alienating my loved ones (and I'm only 23). My problem wasn't drinking everyday, but just severe binge drinking. The last night I decided to drink, I had half a handle of captain and then went to the bars for more drinks. I can't even tell you the amount of judgmental looks I've gotten from bartenders over the last year or two. That is hands down one of the worst feeling in the world. By the end of the night, when nobody else would want to drink, I would just go smoke cigarettes and hangout with homeless people until I was eventually too tired to stand. I hope one day to be the type of guy who can get a glass of wine and a fine cigar and just relax, but I can't see that happening anytime soon. Maybe one day though.
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post #8 of 16
12/27/09 at 7:16pm
Stop using commas when you're pissed. It makes my eyes bleed...
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post #9 of 16
12/27/09 at 9:32pm
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Originally Posted by tricota View Post
Stop using commas when you're pissed. It makes my eyes bleed...

but vaclava, is , comma
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post #10 of 16
12/28/09 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by vaclava krishna View Post
Sitting at the, bar this night awakard I felt, my head move side to side looking to myself as, a preying mantis reflected upon a mirror, behind the booze and, boozers. After 3 Hennessey I hoped, to relax and feel more , human but instead the , high arching eyebrows of the, bar tender ) made me feel, something more ashamed. Shortly after I stumbled to the, conclusion that this night rheaked, of a self awared awkard, introinspection as, I relived myself horozontally and thought to share it, here .

so you wet the bed yea?
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post #11 of 16
12/28/09 at 4:30pm
That's why the night rheaked...
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post #12 of 16
12/30/09 at 1:54pm
have i, lost all comprehension, of english?
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post #13 of 16
12/30/09 at 2:08pm
The, unnecessary comma is, the modus operandi of, Vaclava Krishna.

I too had a terrible night. The bar closed and I had to return to my wife whilst still in a state of considerable sobriety. Next year I will learn more from Ray Mears about how to survive in the wild, so I need not return home until she has left for work.
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post #14 of 16
12/30/09 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Sherlockian View Post
The, unnecessary comma is, the modus operandi of, Vaclava Krishna.

I too had a terrible night. The bar closed and I had to return to my wife whilst still in a state of considerable sobriety. Next year I will learn more from Ray Mears about how to survive in the wild, so I need not return home until she has left for work.

I think you could learn better from a proper legend such as W.C. Fields.
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post #15 of 16
12/31/09 at 4:31am
i hope you didn't forget the pineapple
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