Rumor has it that a few years ago God returned St. Teresa to life on earth.
To start, God placed her in New York ... but on day one she called the Heaven Hot-Line to complain, "God, this is St. Teresa ... you just wouldn't believe how awful this place is ... quite regularly there are murders, rapes, purse snatchings ... why ... why, it's much worse than you or I ever expected." God suggested that St. Teresa try another town.
On Day two, the Heaven Hot-Line rang once more ... "God, it's St. Teresa again ... I'm in Chicago and this place is just as bad as New York ... their are gangsters, bank robberies, killings ... earth is nothing like the quiet little place it used to be." Again God suggested that St. Teresa move on.
About three months went by when the Heaven Hot-Line rang. As God picked-up, a voice gushed forth ... "God, dahling ... this is Terri in L.A."
