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post #46 of 55
12/31/09 at 3:15am
the problem is the girl, she should've requested anal.
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post #47 of 55
1/1/10 at 3:32am
If you don't want to eat the beav for 30 seconds, just spit on it. Or spit on your dick. Just spit on something. There is no excuse for this to ever happen to a dude who's had sex before, unless you're John fucking Holmes and she' 13.
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post #48 of 55
1/1/10 at 6:32am
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Originally Posted by mehhhh View Post
There is no excuse for this to ever happen to a dude who's had sex before, unless you're John fucking Holmes and she' 13.
Si.
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post #49 of 55
1/1/10 at 10:32pm
If my weiner was bent or whatever I'd go to see the doctor immediately and not post an this forum.
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post #50 of 55
1/1/10 at 10:36pm
Next time give her some oral, you tard
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post #51 of 55
1/2/10 at 5:12pm
Has your little prick fallen off yet?
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post #52 of 55
1/4/10 at 3:58am
OMFG, I have never heard of anyone failing to penetrate an (adult and authentic) vagina! Stop blaming her Asian baby snatch. Someday she will give birth and it will stretch more than your lousy attempt.
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post #53 of 55
1/12/10 at 12:42pm
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Originally Posted by Davidko19 View Post
I had a similiar experience about 10 years back (not hte cock sprain) but having a virgin and not being able to get it in. We tried all positions and nothing was doing. Looking back, I shoulda just manned up and manually ate the snatch to warm her up.
Assuming she really was a virgin, you would have upped your iron intake significantly as well.

An excellent ending - everyone wins.
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post #54 of 55
1/12/10 at 5:31pm
What a great thread...lol
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post #55 of 55
1/12/10 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by ArteEtLabore14 View Post
That's not even a joke title... So the other night I was getting intimate with a lady friend (or at least trying to). She is very inexperienced, has a small/tight vagina (asian). I was having trouble achieving any sort of penetration, and there was no lube to be found anywhere. At one point, we tried having her get on top, but alas this was also a failure.

At some point, my erect penis was forcefully pushed up against the skin of her crotch, and some bending occurred along with some discomfort. Ever since then, for the past 3 or 4 days, I've been having trouble with my johnson. He won't get fully erect, and I can't "flex". I perform the muscle action that would previously do it, but there is little to no response.

What is wrong with my junk, will it heal by itself, and how long will it take? Thanks!
Make a splint from popsicle sticks and wrap with duct tape. Make a sling with rubber bands looped through your belt loops. If you have to go out in the cold, you can cover it with a wool sock. In 6 or 8 weeks it should be good to go. It's happened to me several times.
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