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post #1 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:01am
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That's not even a joke title... So the other night I was getting intimate with a lady friend (or at least trying to). She is very inexperienced, has a small/tight vagina (asian). I was having trouble achieving any sort of penetration, and there was no lube to be found anywhere. At one point, we tried having her get on top, but alas this was also a failure.

At some point, my erect penis was forcefully pushed up against the skin of her crotch, and some bending occurred along with some discomfort. Ever since then, for the past 3 or 4 days, I've been having trouble with my johnson. He won't get fully erect, and I can't "flex". I perform the muscle action that would previously do it, but there is little to no response.

What is wrong with my junk, will it heal by itself, and how long will it take? Thanks!
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post #2 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:05am
I'm afraid you've snapped your 'banjo string'. Calling a doctor might be a better decision at this point than consulting a fashion forum.
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post #3 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:09am
I'd see a doctor. I've heard of people actually damaging / "breaking" their penis (muscles and such) when using it forcefully. It can happen.
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post #4 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:11am
Fascinating post. I particularly liked the part about "crotch skin."
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post #5 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:16am
I heard sometimes during sexual reassignment surgery, the doctors sometimes mess up on the "hole" part of the fake vag. Maybe your "lady friend" is a tranny with a cheap cooch job? Oh, and you broke your dick. Go to a doctor.
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post #6 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:26am
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Originally Posted by TintoTerra View Post
I'm afraid you've snapped your 'banjo string'. Calling a doctor might be a better decision at this point than consulting a fashion forum.

Fashion forum members are notorious for knowing everything, so I think it was a solid decision.
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post #7 of 55
12/26/09 at 2:53am
^^^Post pictures. We have resident experts who could examine its vascularity and give a proper diagnosis.
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post #8 of 55
12/26/09 at 3:12am
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Fashion forum members are notorious for knowing everything, so I think it was a solid decision.

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post #9 of 55
12/26/09 at 3:28am
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^^^Post pictures. We have resident experts who could examine its vascularity and give a proper diagnosis.

I'm all set for now, but maybe next time.
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post #10 of 55
12/26/09 at 3:40am
dick sprain. Takes about 3 to 6 weeks to recover with right medical attention. See a doctor as early as possible. If untreated, you might have ED. No joke, this is serious.

Edit: Do not look for an Asian doctor or nurse. Next time, look for white Ho's.
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post #11 of 55
12/26/09 at 4:14am
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dick sprain. Takes about 3 to 6 weeks to recover with right medical attention. See a doctor as early as possible. If untreated, you might have ED. No joke, this is serious.

Edit: Do not look for an Asian doctor or nurse. Next time, look for white Ho's.

Planning on seeing the doctor as soon as possible. Should I refrain from any further sexual activity?
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post #12 of 55
12/26/09 at 5:28am
Sounds like you sprained your penis (seriously). Refrain from any activities with your junk for a while or until it stops hurting. Give your doctor a call if your really scared.
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post #13 of 55
12/26/09 at 6:32am
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Originally Posted by ArteEtLabore14 View Post
Planning on seeing the doctor as soon as possible. Should I refrain from any further sexual activity?

No, you can be penetrated if that's your thing.
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post #14 of 55
12/26/09 at 8:06am
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Originally Posted by ArteEtLabore14 View Post
That's not even a joke title... So the other night I was getting intimate with a lady friend (or at least trying to). She is very inexperienced, has a small/tight vagina (asian). I was having trouble achieving any sort of penetration, and there was no lube to be found anywhere. At one point, we tried having her get on top, but alas this was also a failure.

At some point, my erect penis was forcefully pushed up against the skin of her crotch, and some bending occurred along with some discomfort. Ever since then, for the past 3 or 4 days, I've been having trouble with my johnson. He won't get fully erect, and I can't "flex". I perform the muscle action that would previously do it, but there is little to no response.

What is wrong with my junk, will it heal by itself, and how long will it take? Thanks!

Refrain from all things likely to arouse... and go to a Doc, toute suite!

I have experience of this, there was a click sensation during the act and on further inspection my boy had swelled with blood. I don't know whether it was the sight of this crimson swollen member once so dear or the loss of blood from my system but I passed out in the bathroom. My wife came to see what the commotion was but was paralysed in not knowing to laugh, cry or I suggested later jump on again!

Needless to say the Doc was called. Blood went, in time, to reveal black bruising which turned red then yellow as it faded away, what fun!

The best way to describe what it looked like was a quote from my wife to her friends-

"We've not eaten an aubergine since"!
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post #15 of 55
12/26/09 at 12:55pm
Great threak.
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