drinking sucks and is boring and unpleasant
bars are some of the worst places on earth
"lets go for a drink after work!!!!" makes me fucking suicidal. the last fucking thing i want to do after work is sit around with co-workers and pay for overpriced shitty liquor. "its five o'clock somewhere!!" lol!!! i've never heard that before!
and yes, before you comment, i am quite a hit at parties. perhaps pretty jaded because substance abuse sucks and turns good people into bad, but yeah, whatever societal conventions/pressures/excuses to go get loaded constantly or at the very least require alcohol to be present to have a good time bother me.