Hit up tanning booth, took a piss, and changed clothes and made it under by 4 pounds.
Random health and exercise thoughts - Page 2857
When you look at yourself in a mirror and don't want to cry, you've made progress.
The ranges on menu items are so vast that, depending on what your order looks like, a burrito could have 350 or 970 calories – nearly a threefold difference. (Never mind that it is nearly impossible to order the lowest-calorie Chipotle burrito, which consists of a flour tortilla with beans.)