So guys I was at the gym and this short DYEL white kid was staring at me. The mothafucka made eye contact and I was like, "Oh he better look away or I'mma fuck him up". He ran away like a little bitch so I finished pumping some iron and toning my biceps. Down in the locker room, that same mothafucka comes in while I'm changing and walks out. Think he was gay cause he was staring me down and didn't want me to see him naked, probably sporting some wood or some shit.
Lol I had an adorable little gym bro come up to me and ask for critiques on his deadlift form. Little did he know that my deadlift form kind of sucks lulz. Dude got 135 x 2 on the hex bar and looked like he might die in the process. But you know what? Good on him for trying.