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post #17986 of 42407
Awesome, sounds great. I got a buddy who herniated L5/S1 so it'd help
post #17987 of 42407
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Originally Posted by GraphicNovelty View Post

kinda skinny guy?
otherwise, don't know him.
kinda maybe. skinnier than me LOL.
post #17988 of 42407
Yeah, that really narrows it down.
post #17989 of 42407
That gym was actually farly small and I saw a lot of the same people.

Doesn't ring a bell though. The only guy with glasses was this one out of shape park slopey looking guy who may or may not have been your buddy--

the rest were:
some high school/late teen powerlifter kids who regularly squatted 500+
a group of fairly beefy working class dudes who did bro-routines.
a black female bodybuilder,
the guy who ran the place who always wore mesh shirts,
this personal trainer guy who was an ex marine,
the chick who worked there who always ate greasy chinese food and put on terrible music on fridays,
and this one HUGE gay black dude who ALWAYS worked out at the same time I did whom I had an awkward run in with in the changing room.
post #17990 of 42407
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and this one HUGE gay black dude who ALWAYS worked out at the same time I did whom I had an awkward run in with in the changing room.

aw come on! can't just leave us hangin!
post #17991 of 42407
junk in the trunk bros, ive found a magical way to make all pants fit: undo the top button

then again i think everyone's problems here are having dat quads, not dat ass which is sadly my problem frown.gif
post #17992 of 42407
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Originally Posted by jarude View Post

junk in the trunk bros, ive found a magical way to make all pants fit: undo the top button
then again i think everyone's problems here are having dat quads, not dat ass which is sadly my problem frown.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-US8RPnWpEw
post #17993 of 42407
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Oh it's nothing particularly interesting. I thought that I was in this one big black dude's way and I just thought he was always staring me down or something. At one point we made eye contact that was kinda lingered, and apparently that's the sign for cruising gay dudes (i learned this later). Then when I went into the locker room for a sec after my workout he was there, flexing in front of the mirror and looked at me as I walked in. (The locker room is just one small room with a mirror). I promptly turned around and walked out, no big deal. Later I heard him talking to the woman at the counter and he had a super gay affectation. Of course, I may be reading into the situation, but it's not a totally implausible reading.

^This story
post #17994 of 42407
lol wasn't as funny as i was hoping but i'm gonna have to try that on people at work (no homo)
post #17995 of 42407
This was almost a great story but then it wasnt
post #17996 of 42407
were you guys hoping for a happy ending or something?
post #17997 of 42407
The climax of the story was a dude flexing in front of a mirror, I was hoping for at least some sort of hilarious interaction. I would also posit that lingering eye contact probably means something for straight people as well.
post #17998 of 42407
Re reading my post I can see how that'd be disappointing.

But then, that's just a theme for me now isn't it?
post #17999 of 42407
So guys I was at the gym and this short DYEL white kid was staring at me. The mothafucka made eye contact and I was like, "Oh he better look away or I'mma fuck him up". He ran away like a little bitch so I finished pumping some iron and toning my biceps. Down in the locker room, that same mothafucka comes in while I'm changing and walks out. Think he was gay cause he was staring me down and didn't want me to see him naked, probably sporting some wood or some shit.
post #18000 of 42407
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Originally Posted by fuji View Post

Watch his leg video, it's so lolzy/very creepy. He's got a raging erection for the entire thing.
His biceps are creepy.
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