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indesertum 
dude ballet with kicking is so on point. -_- the most useless martial arts ever. even competition tae kwon do is just who can touch other person's armor with their foot.
holy shit dude. you could dunk? i added oly lifting so i can dunk one day. i'm shooting for at least 247.5 bp by the end of the year (1.5x bw). i think i can reasonably get 255.
Yeah tkd competitions are dumb as fuck. I remember the first and last one I went to. I was selected out of my tkd dojo because I was the best at jumping around and shit. So I got flown to texas to compete and got thrown out of the competition in the first round. Dude was fast but I was just standing there and blocking everything waiting for an opening.. After his power kicks, he kept exposing his head right in front of me like a target. So I threw a right hook to his head that knocked him down. And APPARENTLYYYYY I wasn't allowed to hit him in the head with my fists (which is dumb as fuck), so I got a warning. I did it again about 15 seconds later and they deducted a point (so it was 0 to -1 at that moment). I was told if I did it again I was going to be DQ'd. I tried to hold back but the idiot kept throwing his head right out in front of me so instinctively I did it again and got thrown out.
Texas sucked anyway.
Well if you think about it. 5'11 @ 125 pounds.. you don't need much force get me to the rim. A strong gust would knock me sideways.