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post #46 of 60
ok.. so .. about 7 years ago, I had just gone through a miserable divorce.. and start the dating thing...

Met a very attractive woman, about 10 years younger than me.. the sex was fabulous, she was very verbal, uninhibited, morally bankrupt, into the garter belt - stocking thing (a favorite of mine to this day).. the perfect rebound relationship.

So.. one Saturday night, she comes over to my place and says she has something "special" in mind.. she says to pour myself a martini and relax, she wants to "get ready." She goes back into my bedroom, shuts the door, I sit back, pour myself a drink.. put some music on.

So, after awhile, the bedroom door opens, she walks out.. she has on one of my crisp, white dress shirts (it comes down to about mid thigh on her).. very sheer nude stockings, an ivory garter belt, taupe, very high heeled pumps.. and a strand of pearls... and nothing else. She said.. "Let's have some fun." Well.. being a red blooded American, who am I to say no?.. so I go to her... breathe in her perfume.. nuzzle her neck.. start to undo the buttons on the shirt... when

she stops me and says.. no.. not here.

I look at her quizackly I'm sure.. and she says, "we're going somewhere." I look at her.. kind of laugh a little bit.. and ask, "uh.. dressed like this?"

Well.. she asks for the car keys and away we go.

As we drive, I ask her a few times where we are going... her replies of "just wait and see" are punctuated with her longingly touching herself in that place we all know so well.

Within a short amount of time (or so it seemed).. she pulled in front of a well known establishment here in the Dallas area... the Lido Adult Bookstore. She slides one finger well.. we know where and says.. sometimes, I just like to.. well...really enjoy myself.

Sooooo.... we go inside.. I buy our tickets to go into the theater.. and we sit down.. in an adult theater.. in the back row (there's room behind the back room)... an adult film is playing in all of its glory... and there are probably 30 or so "patrons" in the movie theater.. most of whom have now taken a strong interest in her... the next thing I know.. she had slipped off her pumps and her stockinged feet are spread apart, resting on the chairs in front of us... she was undoing the buttons on the shirt she had on... the men in the row in front of her already began to massage her feet and calves. Eventually, the shirt is opened all the way.. and

Well.. there are "private" rooms there as well in which you can put money into the television in the room and "adult" movies are shown in the private rooms as well.... So, we eventually end up in one of those private rooms.. with 7 other guys all of whom are ready to go...

Since this is still a relatively "family" site, you will have to use your imagination as to the performance she put on but after about an hour and everyone being... satiated, we ended up back in my car.. on the way home...

I remember one of the things she said on the drive back to my place was.. "I hope you enjoyed watching me as much as I enjoyed doing that.. because I am so not nearly through with you!"

I wonder where she is now...
post #47 of 60
^^^ dafuk???!?!?!


Did she bang all the creeps at the porn shop or what? Sounds like a deal breaker to me.
post #48 of 60
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Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r View Post
ok.. so .. about 7 years ago, I had just gone through a miserable divorce.. and start the dating thing...
<lots of text here....>

a) yeeeaaah....that's a dealbreaker
b) This being SF, I expected you to be pissed she ruined one of your shirts.
post #49 of 60
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Originally Posted by Davidko19 View Post
^^^ dafuk???!?!?!


Did she bang all the creeps at the porn shop or what? Sounds like a deal breaker to me.

Yeah, that is a definite deal breaker in my mind. Also, it would be cause for lots of testing. . .
post #50 of 60
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Yeah, that is a definite deal breaker in my mind. Also, it would be cause for lots of testing. . .

yes, you should check for teh aids
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post #52 of 60
wtf.... and people claim tucker max's stories aren't real .
post #53 of 60
My first girlfriend claimed to be a never-nude (think Tobias from Arrested Development). Yeah, you older guys win as far as crazy women we've dated. But is it weird that I could guess where most of these stories were going? That first one was pretty crazy, but all the rest I predicted the 17-year-old, the orgy, etc.
post #54 of 60
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Originally Posted by Faded501s View Post
The next day or day after we're going at it and she tells me to fuck her titties and starts talking about how Cosmo or some mag says that all guys want to fuck their girlfriends in the ass.

Cosmo does a lot of good things for guys.
post #55 of 60
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Originally Posted by willpower View Post
The nutty ones are always fun in the sack.

+100000
post #56 of 60
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Originally Posted by hendrix View Post
Cosmo does a lot of good things for guys.

...and many bad things...
post #57 of 60
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Originally Posted by Newo View Post
All women go crazy once you date them.

Some go crazy when you start dating them. Some go crazy once you sleep with them. But yes, they ALL go crazy sooner or later!
post #58 of 60
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Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r View Post
ok.. so .. about 7 years ago, I had just gone through a miserable divorce.. and start the dating thing...

words words words...

I would be out of their so fast.
post #59 of 60
I had a really good friend who was dating this really crazy girl.

Whenever I asked why he put up with her crazy shit all he said was because she likes it in the ass and she gives head like a porn star.

I could put up with a lot of crazy shit for a girl with those qualities
post #60 of 60
^ i did the same for a while

crazy dames can be a bit fun though i think we can all agree

as longa s you are not dumb enough ot marry one the experience is usually good
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