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tor 
Regale us with tales of your exploits, both foreign and domestic.
I'm a private security consultant, with a limited military background in reconnaissance. I've gone all over doing private security details/close protection, intelligence gathering and surveillance, investigations (including undercover work). I've been shot at and shot at people.
I've worked all over East Asia (including the Beijing Olympics), parts of South American and Subsaharan Africa.
I also went to the London School of Economics (not Oxford, I know), have a network of friends and chicas of diplomatic, royal, oligarchic, etc. lineage from around the world.
I'm also really really good looking and have absolutely no sense of shame. My dignity is pretty much bullet proof, even if I just got pushed into a urinal while getting a rusty trombone from a Brazilian Olympic volleyball cheerleader in a bathroom flooded with piss and shit in a Latin bar a few minutes away from Sun Li Tan.