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post #1 of 16
12/11/09 at 10:25pm
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Do you have to stroke them frequently?
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post #2 of 16
12/11/09 at 10:33pm
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Originally Posted by Red Fish Blue View Post
Do you have to stroke them frequently?

No, usually they have some sex with an heterosexual male on the side.
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post #3 of 16
12/11/09 at 10:53pm
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Well that's good to know. I'm thinking I really could use a beard, but I would hate to get hair in my teeth or whatever.
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post #4 of 16
12/14/09 at 12:43am
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Do you have to stroke them frequently?
Have to, no.

Like to... yes.
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post #5 of 16
12/14/09 at 12:47am
I like pulling on the hairs on my chinny chin chin. It's like permascratching an itch that only exists when you scratch it.
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post #6 of 16
12/14/09 at 12:47am
u liek it, teh beard?
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post #7 of 16
12/14/09 at 12:50am
I've had worse.
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post #8 of 16
12/14/09 at 1:01am
a few times a day i try to keep it short
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post #9 of 16
12/14/09 at 2:07pm
The great thing about a beard is that you are never alone. When you have a beard you always have a friend. One should always stroke ones beard.
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post #10 of 16
12/14/09 at 2:16pm
Yes, and that is when I shave it off.
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post #11 of 16
12/14/09 at 2:24pm
Any time I get a chance to stroke myself, I take advantage.
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post #12 of 16
12/14/09 at 2:32pm
When I had a beard,
it never came in fully,
looked like I had mange.

stroked my 'beard' often...
saw video of myself -
sheared it the next day

what I saw that day:
hand covered mouth All. The. Time!!!
wished to slap my hand.

I looked self-conscious,
as though I were hiding it -
it was unwelcome.

That was years ago,
shaved it and never looked back -
haven't grown one since.
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post #13 of 16
12/14/09 at 2:36pm
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
Any time I get a chance to stroke myself, I take advantage.

+1 (always the clever one )
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post #14 of 16
12/14/09 at 3:23pm
My winter vacation started Friday, so I have a 5-day beard going. I'm getting as much strokes out of it as I can before I have to go somewhere out in public that would require me to shave it.
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post #15 of 16
12/14/09 at 3:52pm
Do patchy neck beards count? If so, yes
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