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post #1 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:45am
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So I'm sleeping on my bed, zzzzing away, and all of a sudden my computer starts talking. My fucking computer computer started talking. At first it was a little girl's giggle, then some other odd sounds and finally a guys voice screaming red code. That's all I heard before I cut the volume to my speakers. I thought it might have been a program running (i.e those stupid voice activated smilies in advertisements) or someone sending me an animation on msn, but the only windows open were: Internet Explorer (on SF) and 'My Pictures'. My msn wasn't even running, let alone signed on. So at 2:25 a.m I amd writing this, while tripping balls as to why my computer just started talking to me. Can anyone tell me WTF is going on?


BTW this is not a joke thread, or parody, or anything stupid. I'm 100% dead serious this happened.
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post #2 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:46am
You just got trolled by a ghost.
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post #3 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:48am
Because you are about to die.
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post #4 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:50am
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dead serious tho. This was the weirdest thing that's ever happeend to me
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post #5 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:53am
Possible reasons:
A) You were dreaming
B) Enter the matrix
C) Follow the rabbit
D) Stop browsing porn, it gives you viruses
E) It was the mothership calling you
F) Poltergeist
G) Why no poal?

In any case, conserve energy, put your computer to sleep, and lay off the drugs.
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post #6 of 52
12/9/09 at 4:56am
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Originally Posted by Threak View Post
Possible reasons:
A) You were dreaming
B) Enter the matrix
C) Follow the rabbit
D) Stop browsing porn, it gives you viruses
E) It was the mothership calling you
F) Poltergeist
G) Why no poal?

In any case, conserve energy, put your computer to sleep, and lay off the drugs.

probably. I also usually turn off my computer every night, but I fell asleep at like 8. And it definitely was not a dream. I haven't been near my bed since it happened. I actually jumped out fast lol.
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post #7 of 52
12/9/09 at 5:01am
Did anyone else encounter the popup virus-like thing in the early 00's that would fill and keep generating new popup windows of goatse faster than you could close them, while a loud voice would repeat "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porn!"

I only got fooled into it once, for a few seconds, but I'm thankful for the new direction in which RickRolling has gone.
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post #8 of 52
12/9/09 at 5:09am
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Originally Posted by Threak View Post
Did anyone else encounter the popup virus-like thing in the early 00's that would fill and keep generating new popup windows of goatse faster than you could close them, while a loud voice would repeat "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porn!"

I only got fooled into it once, for a few seconds, but I'm thankful for the new direction in which RickRolling has gone.

were you??????
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post #9 of 52
12/9/09 at 5:25am
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zomfg its doing it again. Now its some ghey guido gino house beat.
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post #10 of 52
12/9/09 at 5:36am
if it starts raping you while you sleep, call 911
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post #11 of 52
12/9/09 at 5:53am
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those damn /b/fagz
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post #12 of 52
12/9/09 at 6:12am
Some wiring in your speakers could have acted like an antenna and picked up some short wave radio frequencies, like walkie talkies. Do you live in an urban area?
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post #13 of 52
12/9/09 at 6:32am
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Originally Posted by Pennglock View Post
Some wiring in your speakers could have acted like an antenna and picked up some short wave radio frequencies, like walkie talkies. Do you live in an urban area?

suburban. FWIW this has never happened before. To make sure no one is near my house with any communication devices i checked my cameras and its all clear. I turned off my computer, but next time this happens i am going to video tape for proof!
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post #14 of 52
12/9/09 at 6:38am
have you run your antivirus and spyware checks?
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post #15 of 52
12/9/09 at 6:53am
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Originally Posted by jdcpa View Post
have you run your antivirus and spyware checks?
there was a scan last night (scheduled for every monday). I didnt really go on my computer too much today, other then SF and facebook. Im going to run another full system scan tomorrow morning. Have you guys heard of viruses like this? I hope its not a virus or anyhitng too malicious.
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