As i was browsing, I noticed quite a number of threads asking such things as dating advice, pick up lines, witty responses and so on. They often end up quite disagreeably for the OP with many remarks avoiding the question, critisizing him; and very few constructive posts.
The 'intimidated by a girl that's into me' and 'what to say when someone says nice hat' posts are prime examples. This is what actually prompted me to create an account. I've been browsing this for 2 days now. My father used to go on here back when it was first started.
So i realized this is one of the few things that requesting bespoke isn't the right choice. Let's try an "off the rack" sampler of stories and dialogue quotes of member's successful pick ups. This will be entertaining as well as providing the 'un-initiated' with good practical advice and saving them the trouble to request tailored for the price of their time on the public stockings and a bit of water otherwise used for washing off the stains of vegetables thrown at them.
Be sure to describe the situation that led up to the event and such. Your age and age/stereotype of the woman(en) will also be helpful. [well for the college kids to select a u last to try, i imagine it'll be for comic purposes for most of us; ironically i'm not even in college yet]
I'll start-
This is in Macau where i'm on holiday. The girl is a tourist, studentish. I'm 18, she seems to be around 18 to 21. We are in a cafe.
I grab her bag and run. She chases. I abruptly stop, turn around, extend my hand out with her bag, and say "my friend put me up to this, so he could catch me, and thus meet you. I suppose he decided at the last moment you arn't worth meeting." I throw her the bag, then start to walk back to the cafe. As i pass her, she asks "where's your friend?"
me: " You don't think i would betray my friend like this." Pausing "do you?"
I continue waking to see if she follows, she does. [if she doesn't i would've had someting ingenious]
Her: "go to hell"
me: " I really don't mind...if it's a two way trip." Pausing. "with your company, of course."
I see 'oculus ex inferni' written on the cover of her text book.
"oculus ex inferni...view from hell, the sightseeing there must be an attraction. Well, i promise i'll accompany you there some day; for now, the sights outside my hotel room arn't that bad."
Score.
Your turn. And i'll save whoever it will be who will say it a post and a post-count by saying epic potential.
BTW, I LOVE THIS FORUM. Browsed a couple including ask andy, london lounge. Im definitely sticking here.
The 'intimidated by a girl that's into me' and 'what to say when someone says nice hat' posts are prime examples. This is what actually prompted me to create an account. I've been browsing this for 2 days now. My father used to go on here back when it was first started.
So i realized this is one of the few things that requesting bespoke isn't the right choice. Let's try an "off the rack" sampler of stories and dialogue quotes of member's successful pick ups. This will be entertaining as well as providing the 'un-initiated' with good practical advice and saving them the trouble to request tailored for the price of their time on the public stockings and a bit of water otherwise used for washing off the stains of vegetables thrown at them.
Be sure to describe the situation that led up to the event and such. Your age and age/stereotype of the woman(en) will also be helpful. [well for the college kids to select a u last to try, i imagine it'll be for comic purposes for most of us; ironically i'm not even in college yet]
I'll start-
This is in Macau where i'm on holiday. The girl is a tourist, studentish. I'm 18, she seems to be around 18 to 21. We are in a cafe.
I grab her bag and run. She chases. I abruptly stop, turn around, extend my hand out with her bag, and say "my friend put me up to this, so he could catch me, and thus meet you. I suppose he decided at the last moment you arn't worth meeting." I throw her the bag, then start to walk back to the cafe. As i pass her, she asks "where's your friend?"
me: " You don't think i would betray my friend like this." Pausing "do you?"
I continue waking to see if she follows, she does. [if she doesn't i would've had someting ingenious]
Her: "go to hell"
me: " I really don't mind...if it's a two way trip." Pausing. "with your company, of course."
I see 'oculus ex inferni' written on the cover of her text book.
"oculus ex inferni...view from hell, the sightseeing there must be an attraction. Well, i promise i'll accompany you there some day; for now, the sights outside my hotel room arn't that bad."
Score.
Your turn. And i'll save whoever it will be who will say it a post and a post-count by saying epic potential.
BTW, I LOVE THIS FORUM. Browsed a couple including ask andy, london lounge. Im definitely sticking here.
