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post #16 of 30
12/4/09 at 8:24am
i'm actually gay but tonight i think i'm going to try guys, oh there's one right now...byyeeee
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post #17 of 30
12/4/09 at 11:17am
I love this one as it's double edged:

Your eyes are beautiful... particularly the left one.'
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post #18 of 30
12/4/09 at 1:28pm
Your backhair reminds me of an angel's wings.
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post #19 of 30
12/4/09 at 1:39pm
your eyes: they are like the water at the beach: not quite the beautiful blue of Cancun, but maybe more like the sandy/muddy/murky Galveston bilge water.
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post #20 of 30
12/4/09 at 1:51pm
Nice hat!
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post #21 of 30
12/4/09 at 2:55pm
"Nice chaussures, you want make sex?"
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post #22 of 30
12/4/09 at 3:46pm
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
your eyes: they are like the water at the beach: not quite the beautiful blue of Cancun, but maybe more like the sandy/muddy/murky Galveston bilge water.

So also full of jellyfish?
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post #23 of 30
12/4/09 at 5:39pm
Nice face. Just kidding.
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post #24 of 30
12/4/09 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by tor View Post
So also full of jellyfish?

Better that her eyes have the mischievious sparkle of the jellyfish, than her thighs and hindquarters shake like jellofish.
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post #25 of 30
12/4/09 at 6:13pm
"your asshole smells delightful. bet you haven't shat in hours."
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post #26 of 30
12/4/09 at 6:16pm
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
"your asshole smells delightful. bet you haven't shat in hours."

At that point I'd like to think you've no more need for compliments.
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post #27 of 30
12/4/09 at 10:39pm
you look beautiful today, have you considered posting in GHM?
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post #28 of 30
12/6/09 at 8:13am
If it's someone you know: You look like you lost weight since the last time I saw you. You look good!

If it's someone you don't know: Insert generic pick-up line here
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post #29 of 30
12/6/09 at 8:36am
To an obvious mother and daughter: "You're sisters, right?"

When handing over a cactus as a (birthday) gift: "It fits your personality."
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post #30 of 30
12/6/09 at 2:03pm
that's an exquisite scent you're wearing. much better than your normal fragrance of unwashed vag
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