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post #76 of 84
Along this same line: I remember thinking that dating was really expensive.
Then I got married...


Oh, and then I got divorced.
post #77 of 84
Would smash Joanna Angel, but that's because she's got a big rack and loves anal. Don't particularly care about her parents' religion.
post #78 of 84
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Originally Posted by JLibourel View Post
They sound not that much different from women in general:

Before marriage: Sensual, alluring, playful, fun, engaging, etc.

After marriage: Querelous, hypercritical, moody, morose, asexual

Very True

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Originally Posted by crazyquik View Post
Oh please, now you've alluded to it


Not a chance, but I will leave you with the idea that it involved her getting naked and watching tv with me on the first date. With me fully clothed. and a lot of nekkid pictures/texts, all while trying to get me to meet her parents in the first month. VERY DESPARATE, but a good looking girl. I noticed that about almost every 'jewish' chick I dated, they all seemed desparate.

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Originally Posted by texas_jack View Post
That's messed up. I'm not jewish but I had a jewish gf and she was nothing like that.

To each their own. I claim not to be an expert, just my experience. I will also caveat that and say that since being 'jewish' to a lot of people is a religon and/or an 'ethnicity', your 'jewish' experiance may be completely different depending on how you were raised/experiances. I tell people I am jewish by last name only, which is pretty much because I dont 'do' religion, and while my parents were jewish, where I grew up wasnt very jewish, so I have a different jewish identity than say my cousins who grew up in a predominately jewish town.
post #79 of 84
Jewish American Princess dilemma: Pork chops at half price.
post #80 of 84
Surprised no one has posted this Frank Zappa classic and that the article did not mention it.

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
post #81 of 84
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Originally Posted by JLibourel View Post
They sound not that much different from women in general:

Before marriage: Sensual, alluring, playful, fun, engaging, etc.

After marriage: Querelous, hypercritical, moody, morose, asexual

+1
post #82 of 84
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Originally Posted by Svenn View Post
Nice asses are generally rare in all ethnicities, it's not often you come upon a Western European with a nice ass after 20 years old. Jeans nowadays have mastered the art of collecting and lifting the ass fat to make it look like it's well-shaped, but it's not until they take everything off that you can really tell.


+100000
post #83 of 84
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Originally Posted by JLibourel View Post
They sound not that much different from women in general:

Before marriage: Sensual, alluring, playful, fun, engaging, etc.

After marriage: Querelous, hypercritical, moody, morose, asexual

You are so full of old guy wisdom.
post #84 of 84
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Originally Posted by Dedalus View Post
You are so full of old guy wisdom.

Sadly acquired in the school of hard knocks, alas!
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