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Your definition of a chunky girl?

post #1 of 95
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Someone was trying to set me up recently and I told him I wasn't into chunky girls. He said what's chunky? So my reply was:

From 5'0" at 100 lbs, add 4 lbs for every inch of height. Subtract 2 additional lbs for every cup size above A. Anything above that weight is chunky.

For instance, The current girl I'm seeing is 115 lbs, 5'4" and a D cup (Very lopsided) and not chunky!
post #2 of 95
if the bitch is fat, the bitch is fat. don't need no arithmetic to see dat.
post #3 of 95
Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
post #4 of 95
Double chin, wings, folds, a gut.
post #5 of 95
with a waist larger than mine.
post #6 of 95
This will not end well . . .
post #7 of 95
anything bigger than an 8
post #8 of 95
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
And here is a formula for great leggs. Now, you'll know for sure if you (should) like 'em.
post #9 of 95
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Originally Posted by grundletaint View Post
if the bitch is fat,
the bitch is fat.
don't need no arithmetic
to see dat.

qft
post #10 of 95
What if she is blue-collar? Does that change the formula?
post #11 of 95
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
What if she is blue-collar?
Does that change the formula?

This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?
post #12 of 95
Muffin-Top.
post #13 of 95
more cushion for the pushion
post #14 of 95
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?

Given these conditions with one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel, I think the amount of baggage one is willing to overlook would increase dramatically.

Would you rather drive a broken down Pinto for a few months if it meant that you were then given a Lamborghini when the Pinto bit the dust? Or would you rather drive a low mileage Corvette for a few years knowing that you don't get dick once it gets old, weathered, and the engine stops working?
post #15 of 95
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Originally Posted by The_Jar View Post
more cushion for the pushion

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