I always use my edge dressing in the middle of a field using all the sensible Personal Protective Equipment ie Air fed mask, rubber gloves, full protective suit, wellingtons & eye protection. This is , of course, after supplying the farmer with a full Method Procedure & Safety Plan outlining any emergency procedures if things go wrong. I personally know someone in the Fire Brigade so that always helps as hes always on hand.
This is a wind up question isnt it ?? If its not i feel for you and you really need some form of help but im struggling to figure out what type of help. Life must be extremely hard for you if shoe polish is classed as toxic !!!! Do you worry about things like getting corn flakes stuck in your throat and choking?? Do you always soften them before eating?? I'm intrigued..... the list of possible life threatening scenarios is endless. Padded room for safety ????