Prizes:
kitonbrioni 151 - boots made of nutria suede, or perhaps human skin? (Vox, can you call your people and have some sent from Boston's skid row?)
Mr. Moo 136 - Off the rack Rubinacci coat made of asbestos tweed (thus, flameproof)
SoCal2NYC 99 - Matching velvet eyepatch and grocery bag set, preferably bedazzled with rhinestones; diamond plate flooring for the new place
NewYorkRanger 71 - A big southern plantation owner hat to go with that white suit; a full-time, live in nanny (for the new baby, not for NYR)
SkinnyGoomba 51 - a W-2 from a New Jersey trash management company
Connemara 50 - a girl
PandArts 49 - A crewcut
Holdfast 47 - the camera from Willy Wonka that shrinks things - shoot all suits at 87% due to weight loss (note - I need the same thing)
mafoofan 43 - A seventh pair of Alden Cordovan longwings - one can never be too safe
Neofinitia40 - a bionic knee