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Things you could only say on Thanksgiving.

ibleedwhite

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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving................. LMAO

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open n stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
 

Teacher

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...but wait, why only on Thanksgiving?
 

Cleav

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Originally Posted by ibleedwhite
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving................. LMAO

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open n stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen


19. His portion is larger than yours!
20. Parson's nose anyone?
21. There's enough for two servings each!
 

acidboy

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oh, thats a wonderful looking bird!
 

DBowers

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missed one:

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
 

dragon8

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I don't like white meat. Dark meat tastes better
 

MetroStyles

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Don't just stare at it, eat it.
 

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