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post #1 of 11
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A favorite of mine is Catullus 16. He was truly a master of the written sentiment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

Quote:
pedicabo ego uos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex uersiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, uersiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt mouere lumbos.
uos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
pedicabo ego uos et irrumabo.

Translated:
Quote:
I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius--you fucking cocksucker--and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn't mean
that I've gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can't write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I'm a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

post #2 of 11
Brings a tear to my eye.
post #3 of 11
Aristophanes shits all over him.
post #4 of 11
post #5 of 11
Semper ubi sub ubi.
post #6 of 11
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Originally Posted by Parker View Post
Semper ubi sub ubi.

I don't (well, not semper), but thanks anyway.
post #7 of 11
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
A favorite of mine is Catullus 16. He was truly a master of the written sentiment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16



Translated:

petitio principii!
post #8 of 11
Catullus is for teens and sexually frustrated matrons, Q. Horatius is more for grown-ups; also P. Ovidius is ok though his works are like some enjoyable but short-lived fantasy novels...all in all the Romans didn't have any good poets.
post #9 of 11
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Originally Posted by Jerome View Post
Catullus is for teens and sexually frustrated matrons, Q. Horatius is more for grown-ups; also P. Ovidius is ok though his works are like some enjoyable but short-lived fantasy novels...all in all the Romans didn't have any good poets.

You don't like Ovid? Based on the stuff I translated in high school, I didn't mind him so much. I definitely preferred him to Catullus.
post #10 of 11
No, as I said: I do like him. But he's nothing compared to a Homer or a Li Bai (even though I can only read least two in translation they're still better...nonetheless he was very influential on European art...will have to read or re-read his Metamorphoses some time soon- nice concepts and ideas there for sure...in fact I also translated his Amores (his youthful love poetry) in highschool...

p.s. in highschool I even also liked Catullus quite a bit cause of his explicitness to that the OP referred...
post #11 of 11
I often recited his peices when i needed magic to happen at the most romantic moments.
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