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post #16 of 156
Least you won't have to sleep alone.
post #17 of 156
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Originally Posted by redcaimen View Post
Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

Use bourbon, on a pink towel.
post #18 of 156
Man up and kill those fuckers, you ghey bastard.
post #19 of 156
Ya, everyone's right. Because they were small, that means there's a big nest nearby. If you see big ones, at least you know there isn't a nest. The little ones are the worst because they're harder to see and kill. I bet they're running by you right now and you don't even know. What's that???!!!
post #20 of 156
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Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous. I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.
post #21 of 156
I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.
post #22 of 156
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Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous. I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.
If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.
post #23 of 156
Maybe you could get them to kick in a couple bucks for rent.
post #24 of 156
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If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.

Probably in his crotch. It's the little crevice that sees the least light in the whole apartment.
post #25 of 156
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Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous.
Murder, she wrote!
post #26 of 156
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I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.
Ewwww, srsly?
post #27 of 156
This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
post #28 of 156
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This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
Thanks a lot America.
post #29 of 156
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
Ewwww, srsly?

Yeah I just turn on the shower and down the drain they go. You think they'd learn.
post #30 of 156
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.

Sadly, this may actually be the greatest thing about living in Canada.
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