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I just killed two little cockroaches

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I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.
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I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.

You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
post #3 of 156
Were they two male cockroaches? Because if they were, then they are attracted by the show tunes blasting from your speakers.
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What is drawing them in?
Your yeast infections.
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
post #6 of 156
Dude, when there's 2, there's 200 and if you post everytime you kill a cockroach you'll have the longest thread on the forum...get an exterminator!
post #7 of 156
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I am afraid to go to sleep.
post #8 of 156
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Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?
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I am afraid to go to sleep.

You are a girl.
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I am afraid to go to sleep.
They are probably in your bed.
post #11 of 156
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They are probably in your bed.
Sleeping with the lights on is going to be tough.
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Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?

bastards probably walk over you in your sleep and you won't be able to notice it. when your nose suddenly gets twitchy while you're asleep? probably a roach humping you there.
post #13 of 156
Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

Edit: LOL Acidicboy. Great minds think alike. Both at 9:02 but you beat me to it.
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I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.
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I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.

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