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I just killed two little cockroaches

post #1 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:30am
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I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.
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post #2 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:32am
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.

You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
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post #3 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:34am
Were they two male cockroaches? Because if they were, then they are attracted by the show tunes blasting from your speakers.
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post #4 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:34am
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What is drawing them in?
Your yeast infections.
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post #5 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:36am
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You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
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post #6 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:37am
Dude, when there's 2, there's 200 and if you post everytime you kill a cockroach you'll have the longest thread on the forum...get an exterminator!
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post #7 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:43am
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I am afraid to go to sleep.
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post #8 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:45am
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Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?
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post #9 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:46am
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I am afraid to go to sleep.

You are a girl.
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post #10 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:47am
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I am afraid to go to sleep.
They are probably in your bed.
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post #11 of 139
11/24/09 at 1:58am
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They are probably in your bed.
Sleeping with the lights on is going to be tough.
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post #12 of 139
11/24/09 at 2:02am
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Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?

bastards probably walk over you in your sleep and you won't be able to notice it. when your nose suddenly gets twitchy while you're asleep? probably a roach humping you there.
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post #13 of 139
11/24/09 at 2:02am
Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

Edit: LOL Acidicboy. Great minds think alike. Both at 9:02 but you beat me to it.
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post #14 of 139
11/24/09 at 2:04am
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I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.
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post #15 of 139
11/24/09 at 2:06am
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I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.

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