Originally Posted by Steve B.
Because the earth turns on its axis. Therefore the coyote is beloved as is Sylvester. Tweetie and the Roadrunner are wished their comeuppance by peoplez everywhere.
I think little Stevie Wonder got into the wine tonight... The above is nearly incoherent.
Did you seriously just compare yourself to inept, antagonistic, cartoon punching bags, who's sole purpose for existing is to play comic foil to the more intelligent and prepared main character? I don't think I could have put it better myself, actually.
I don't think people have started to pity you like they do Wile E Coyote though. I wouldn't push the sympathy angle too hard yet. Give it another 40 years or so of futility against me and we'll see where you stand.