Originally Posted by Steve B.
Top 1% actually, although I did take the ACT, not the SAT. Nothing but As in undergrad. And I wrote a book which is reasonably good.
But for the REALLY dense:
I know what butter face means- she has a nice body, but her face (is ugly). Therefore butt his works just as well because his face doesn't look good either. Perhaps like a butt.
Hence the bags over one another's face's to copulate. Do you understand that word, or shall I look it up for you?
I always go after the #1 or 2 seed. Seems to work for me come playoff time. I usually do pretty well with free agents. The league is much more competitive this year than last, and I don't have enough confidence in my drafting skills.
It's Slim and his Ninja picks. They unhinge me.
Ok, well Mr. Writer-of-reasonably-good-books, I just thought as your own personal Editor, that your insult was weak, missed its target, and painted you as a person who lusts after men's bodies. If you feel the creative vision is accurately represented - proceed.
Who decides that your book is "reasonably good", anyways? And was that your only attempt or have you written a pile of trite crap, as well?
Regrettably, apart from several short stories as a child published in various places, and winning various awards, a handful of poetry and music reviews as a teenager, and a short story published - the real regret of my life is that my scathing review of Tristan and Isolde from the perspective of a nine year old was returned from the editor of Highlites magazine with a note attached declaring it "above" the level of their subscriber base. He could not recommend anyone else to submit it to, upon recieving my reply. I cancelled my subscription immediately.