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post #1006 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Not hot. I swear that people's taste in women peaked in the 60's, crashed in the 70's, and bottomed out in the early 80's

What was considered hot changed- especially body shape wise.
post #1007 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Steve B. View Post
What was considered hot changed- especially body shape wise.

...yeah... butter face!?!
post #1008 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Brian278 View Post

I will crush you!

Off to a pretty good start so far. I feel slightly crushed.
post #1009 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
...yeah... butter face!?!

This from...a butt his face...Maybe you could both just wear bags.
post #1010 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Steve B. View Post
This from...a butt his face...Maybe you could both just wear bags.

Sadly, that joke doesn't work in reverse. You fail at English.
post #1011 of 1312
A little lesson:

Butt his face= your face looks like a butt.

So if the woman's face is ugly, and yours is too, you can put bags over them and still enjoy one another's bodies.

That's not so hard to understand now is it Slim?

We should have an English contest. That is one thing I would beat you at.

(In addition to picking pro football games).
post #1012 of 1312
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Off to a pretty good start so far. I feel slightly crushed.

Some credit is due to Steve for dropping Tulo, his 6th round pick, the #9 player in the last month and #1 in the last week, less than a month in. Thanks Steve!
post #1013 of 1312
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Some credit is due to Steve for dropping Tulo, his 6th round pick, the #9 player in the last month and #1 in the last week, less than a month in. Thanks Steve!

This year was impatient year. The mistakes multitudinous, the regret equally so.
post #1014 of 1312
And the beatdown is on. I predict a sweep in the pitching categories.
post #1015 of 1312
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And the beatdown is on. I predict a sweep in the pitching categories.

Alas, it's not being inflicted by me.

Tulo was hitting .176. He sucked last year, and I figured he'd never return to the form of '07.

It's still not Sept.
post #1016 of 1312
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Alas, it's not being inflicted by me.

Tulo was hitting .176. He sucked last year, and I figured he'd never return to the form of '07.

It's still not Sept.

Exactly--in a H2H league only the playoffs matter, which is why it might of made sense to stash him for a while to see if he rebounded at all. As long as you can get into the playoffs, what's come before hardly matters.
post #1017 of 1312
Steve, as long as you are in the top two percentile in standardized English testing, we will be pretty much even.

Your 'joke' only makes sense out of context, unless you are telling me that I have, by your standards, an attractive body. Is that what you are saying? Because thats why your joke doesn't make any sense. Butter face has nothing to do with your face looking like your butt.

Having had to explain that to you, makes it plainly obvious that you should probably stop trash talking until you consult with someone who can interpret your weak-sauce comebacks into something that actually makes sense.


Brian - You are going to call a pitching sweep before most of my starting pitchers have even started a game? Thats a rather bold prediction.

It might be accurate, but then again, it might not.
post #1018 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Steve, as long as you are in the top two percentile in standardized English testing, we will be pretty much even.

Your 'joke' only makes sense out of context, unless you are telling me that I have, by your standards, an attractive body. Is that what you are saying? Because thats why your joke doesn't make any sense. Butter face has nothing to do with your face looking like your butt.

Having had to explain that to you, makes it plainly obvious that you should probably stop trash talking until you consult with someone who can interpret your weak-sauce comebacks into something that actually makes sense.


Brian - You are going to call a pitching sweep before most of my starting pitchers have even started a game? Thats a rather bold prediction.

It might be accurate, but then again, it might not.

Top 1% actually, although I did take the ACT, not the SAT. Nothing but As in undergrad. And I wrote a book which is reasonably good.

But for the REALLY dense:

I know what butter face means- she has a nice body, but her face (is ugly). Therefore butt his works just as well because his face doesn't look good either. Perhaps like a butt.

Hence the bags over one another's face's to copulate. Do you understand that word, or shall I look it up for you?

Brian:

I always go after the #1 or 2 seed. Seems to work for me come playoff time. I usually do pretty well with free agents. The league is much more competitive this year than last, and I don't have enough confidence in my drafting skills.

It's Slim and his Ninja picks. They unhinge me.
post #1019 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Steve B. View Post
Top 1% actually, although I did take the ACT, not the SAT. Nothing but As in undergrad. And I wrote a book which is reasonably good.

But for the REALLY dense:

I know what butter face means- she has a nice body, but her face (is ugly). Therefore butt his works just as well because his face doesn't look good either. Perhaps like a butt.

Hence the bags over one another's face's to copulate. Do you understand that word, or shall I look it up for you?

Brian:

I always go after the #1 or 2 seed. Seems to work for me come playoff time. I usually do pretty well with free agents. The league is much more competitive this year than last, and I don't have enough confidence in my drafting skills.

It's Slim and his Ninja picks. They unhinge me.


Ok, well Mr. Writer-of-reasonably-good-books, I just thought as your own personal Editor, that your insult was weak, missed its target, and painted you as a person who lusts after men's bodies. If you feel the creative vision is accurately represented - proceed.

Who decides that your book is "reasonably good", anyways? And was that your only attempt or have you written a pile of trite crap, as well?

Regrettably, apart from several short stories as a child published in various places, and winning various awards, a handful of poetry and music reviews as a teenager, and a short story published - the real regret of my life is that my scathing review of Tristan and Isolde from the perspective of a nine year old was returned from the editor of Highlites magazine with a note attached declaring it "above" the level of their subscriber base. He could not recommend anyone else to submit it to, upon recieving my reply. I cancelled my subscription immediately.

Fools!
post #1020 of 1312
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Ok, well Mr. Writer-of-reasonably-good-books, I just thought as your own personal Editor, that your insult was weak, missed its target, and painted you as a person who lusts after men's bodies. If you feel the creative vision is accurately represented - proceed.

Who decides that your book is "reasonably good", anyways? And was that your only attempt or have you written a pile of trite crap, as well?

Regrettably, apart from several short stories as a child published in various places, and winning various awards, a handful of poetry and music reviews as a teenager, and a short story published - the real regret of my life is that my scathing review of Tristan and Isolde from the perspective of a nine year old was returned from the editor of Highlites magazine with a note attached declaring it "above" the level of their subscriber base. He could not recommend anyone else to submit it to, upon recieving my reply. I cancelled my subscription immediately.

Fools!

Good thing I didn't have any liquid in my mouth. I'd have spit it out all over the computer screen.

Would you like some grammar correctionf for the final paragraph, or are you capable of that yourself?
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