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I would never wear.....

post #1 of 252
Thread Starter 
what? Not obvious shit like Ed Hardy, Affliction, crocs etc...but shit that gets represented on SF (MC and SW&D) as "wearable" never say never but I'm pretty solid on: -surcingle belts -hoodies -boat shoes -vests -bowties
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I would never wear... Lingerie.
post #3 of 252
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Originally Posted by Get Smart View Post
what?


You know this is gonna get silly fast.

^ somehow, I could actually see you pull off a vest though...

Um, yeah, for years I never thought I'd ever wear a pink oxford. Love 'em now. Somehow with jeans and some sharp boots, it's on the money. Reminds me it's all about how you wear it...

But to your point:
cycling jerseys as streetwear.
Those dumb barracks-style drab caps all the emo db's are wearing.
Bangs.
A moustache.
Polarized sunglasses.
Real motorcycle gear without a bike.
Jodphurs.
Chaps.
A cowboy hat unless I'm in NM and the hat is straw.
A bolo dress tie.
A blue blazer with gold buttons
Seersucker
A derby or any straw hat (except NM - see above)
A cane
Platorm shoes or bell bottoms
Perforated or mesh anything

More later after my shivers go away...
post #4 of 252
I would never wear... a pink oxford

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- Flip flops - Shorts with an inseam over 8 inches - V-neck tee shirts - Necklaces - Bracelets
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Denim Shorts.
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Shorts that go below the knee.
post #8 of 252
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Originally Posted by sartre864 View Post
- Flip flops
So you plan on never going to the beach? Or are you going to wear EGs? Ed Hardy/Audigier
post #9 of 252
- Drop crotch pants - High-top sneakers - Jewelery - I'm on the fence with kilts
post #10 of 252
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by mlyngard View Post
You know this is gonna get silly fast.


A bolo dress tie.

if it does hopefully a good trainwreck where feelings get hurt will be the positive outcome


bolo dress tie...wow, I actually used to wear one for a short time when I was really into incorporating Teddy Boy stuff into my daily. Vintage H Bar C gab shirt, selvedge Levis, engineer boots.....and the bolo tie **shudder**
post #11 of 252
- trucker hats - jean shorts - denim jackets
post #12 of 252
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Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
I would never wear... Lingerie.

you're missing out

- boat shoes
- bowties (or ties in general if i can avoid it)
- any shoe that isn't a boot unless i was going running or something
- boots with low heels
- chukkas
- desert boots
- button-down collar
- sweatervest
- pleated pants
- aviators

i'm sure there's lots more

also can we just say not to point out universally awful things like crocs or bicycle-toed sneakers or ed hardy or whatever because nobody cares
post #13 of 252
Boat shoes Fedora Levi's 511s (or any jeans that are too tight for me) Sweater vest cardigans Summer scarves
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Speedos
post #15 of 252
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Originally Posted by TheDroog View Post
Boat shoes
Fedora
Levi's 511s (or any jeans that are too tight for me)
Sweater vest cardigans
Summer scarves

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Sorry 'bout the derby/cane comment. Should have said 'unless worn with all-white'.
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