I'll assume you've pieced together some gym and exercise advice by now. You've probably also figured out that you need to give up the Tastycakes and other shitfood. How about:
1. massively increase intake of water and dietary fiber
2. eat fish a couple of times a week (avoid that sugary rice under the nigiri and in maki)
3. stop drinking soda including diet soda
4. limit booze because it's big empty calories
5. sleep at least seven hours each night
6. eat breakfast
7. limit coffee and tea intake
8. two enemas a week
1. massively increase intake of water and dietary fiber
2. eat fish a couple of times a week (avoid that sugary rice under the nigiri and in maki)
3. stop drinking soda including diet soda
4. limit booze because it's big empty calories
5. sleep at least seven hours each night
6. eat breakfast
7. limit coffee and tea intake
8. two enemas a week









