What is the most stylish social response to being told "Nice hat!"? - Page 2

I was going to suggest "If you like my hat, you should see my cack"

K

"I hate it - but I have leprosy of the head."

A polite, yet cocky tip of the same Hat sounds like what I would do.

May I suggest renting "Goldfinger" and taking your cue from Oddjob

"does the trick"

A nice well made fedora is never out of place, sir. I commend you for your passion to wear the hat even in the face of adversity.

As somewhat of an amateur psychologist, I would suggest that the people giving you sarcastic comments are merely insecure in their own style and identity and seeing someone confident in theirs causes them a great deal of anguish. They compensate for their own securities by trying to tear you down with hurtful comments. Be a brick fortress sir.

"What hat?"

"I saw it on the rack and I just hat to have it."

"Nice head"

You're such a virgin.

+1. Sorry fredfred, but that would be awkward enough that I, as a bystander, would cringe.

sounds like advice a mom would give to her son

Everybody who is complementing you is being sarcastic, or nice out of pity, so it doesn't matter how you respond. Stop being the kid wearing a Fedora.

You'd look good in it. Wanna cum to my place to try it on?