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post #1 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:30pm
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So there are several members on SF, myself included that are currently jobless. Since SF is a relatively tight-knit community, I am making this thread in order that members may assist other members in securing an employment position. So the thread does not become flooded, lets set up some standardized ground rules:

1) All employment offers, networking, etc... are to be done via PM. This thread is for people to post their employment qualifications.

2) Try to include everything that you think is relevant, including where you want to work, your willingness to relocate, etc...

Since I started this, I'll post my info in the next post. Good luck to all unemployed SF members, and hopefully one or more of us will find something
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post #2 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:41pm
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Last job: Lead Fulfillment and Marketing Coordinator for a B2B Marketing firm. The job was full time, which I held for over 5+ years while going to school full time for my BA.

Degree: BA in Management and Marketing, Dean's List, member of 5 scholastic clubs.

Languages (fluent): English and Spanish.

My perfect employment would be based in a major metropolitan city, but I'll take any good offer I get . I am willing to relocate anywhere in the World, and have traveling experience.

I have experience in: inside / outside sales, manufacturing, management, marketing (online and print), commercial website design implementation and integration, and product development.

I am looking primarily at a job in: Marketing, Management, Marketing / Product Development, Finance (my math / finance GPA was almost a 4.0); but will take what is available.
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post #3 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:42pm
Speaking as an employer, I know better than to hire any of you f*cking clowns.
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post #4 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:43pm
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post
Speaking as an employer, I know better than to hire any of you f*cking clowns.

That's not the spirit in which the thread was intended!
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post #5 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:47pm
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post
Speaking as an employer, I know better than to hire any of you f*cking clowns.

haha, totally.

Like we all know Thomas is a bourbon swilling lush. No way am I hiring him to operate heavy machinery.

Or anyone want to hire ed to work in their Italian restaurant?

Maybe sho' to do portion control at your coffee shop?

K
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post #6 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by imageWIS View Post
That's not the spirit in which the thread was intended!
Seeking job: Minimum salary requirements are $250,000, and I must be allowed to post all day on Styleforum. Perhaps something in law or banking.
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post #7 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:52pm
What about an experienced, educated, hard-working, handsome educational administrator who has amazing sexual abilities (no dudes, please)?
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post #8 of 25
11/6/09 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
haha, totally.

Like we all know Thomas is a bourbon swilling lush. No way am I hiring him to operate heavy machinery.

Or anyone want to hire ed to work in their Italian restaurant?

Maybe sho' to do portion control at your coffee shop?

K

Sez the man with a drinking chipmunk in his avatar.
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post #9 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:07pm
Why would anyone hire someone who can't spell definitive?
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post #10 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Why would anyone hire someone who can't spell definitive?

lawlzy walzy was a bear.
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post #11 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Why would anyone hire someone who can't spell definitive?

Since obviously I've gotten it correct before:

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=35147

I can only chalk it up to a failure on the part of Mac OS auto spell check. BTW, it's all fun and games until you are left without a job and in this economy its a possibility.
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post #12 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:24pm
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BTW, it's all fun and games until you are left without a job and in this economy its a possibility.
There's always houseboy.com.
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post #13 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by imageWIS View Post
Since obviously I've gotten it correct before:

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=35147

I can only chalk it up to a failure on the part of Mac OS auto spell check. BTW, it's all fun and games until you are left without a job and in this economy its a possibility.

I don't think it's fun and games at all. It's just SF, where snark reigns king. But I'm sorry if my joke did get under your skin and do wish you the best of luck.
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post #14 of 25
11/6/09 at 3:28pm
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I don't think it's fun and games at all. It's just SF, where snark reigns king. But I'm sorry if my joke did get under your skin and do wish you the best of luck.
Thanks.
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post #15 of 25
11/6/09 at 7:33pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Why would anyone hire someone who can't spell definitive?

definitively yes as long as he or she does not use the misspelled version in the resume.
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