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post #76 of 86
11/9/09 at 11:11pm
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But apparently I'm gay. There are quite a few women who'll be surprised to hear that.

Normally mothers know these things.
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post #77 of 86
11/12/09 at 2:42pm
Nobody here is giving good, serious advice. What a shame. I'm here to help you OP:

1. Peacock (something hot pink is good)
2. Neg Hit her (You're a cunt/bitch/slore are very effective)
3. Kino Escalate (Start with her tater tots and move down to the bajingo)
4. ??
5. Profit
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post #78 of 86
11/12/09 at 3:24pm
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Normally mothers know these things.

She first noticed when young fredfred started making new outfits for his barbies "cuz the colour matching was waaaay off for their complexion".
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post #79 of 86
11/12/09 at 3:57pm
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Originally Posted by fuuma
Oryou can listen to the freaks in there who probably recommend a magic trick and negative comments about her nails.
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Nobody here is giving good, serious advice. What a shame. I'm here to help you OP: 1. Peacock (something hot pink is good) 2. Neg Hit her (You're a cunt/bitch/slore are very effective) 3. Kino Escalate (Start with her tater tots and move down to the bajingo) 4. ?? 5. Profit
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post #80 of 86
11/12/09 at 5:30pm
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There are lots of possibilities, but you have to get her attention first.

Does she have a cool bag, hat, or whatever? Use it. But not in the "Hey I like your hat" way.

When you have an opportunity to pass her by (and leave) walk by and be just about to leave and the bag catches your eye (not her) and you say, "Is that a Louis Vuitton from 2003?" or whatever. She'll say yes, no, maybe. You say, "Hmm. " and walk away.

The fact that you ignore her and see her bag and then leave will confuse her. Then NEXT time you see her she'll want another interaction with you. If it's obvious she does, then you can say "Yes..?" and she's chasing you. If it's not obvious you can again play on her about some article or hairstyle or whatever.

After a time or two (and you'll see her in class often) she'll be open for a conversation. "Hey, they have a new hat store I want to check out - you should come with me".

wow. this is amazing.



first off youre a small timer and its clear. you have to be confident. maybe get a gigantic woody and walk up to her while shes sitting down. just stand there with it throbbing at her eye level. sway your hips slowly side to side in an attempt to hypnotise her. this could be too advanced for you. so let me throw you some different game. sit behind her and throw rolled up paper in her hair. when she looks at you with the look of "did this fuck just throw something in my hair?" tell her to open it up. inside you will have wrote "im going to stick a screwdriver through your head." no guy has ever done that and you will immidiately stick out. shell be interested in you! shell go home wondering why does he want to stick a screw driver in my head!? will it be a phillips, will it be a triangle shaped one, maybe one of those more complicated looking ones? and then youre in dawg.
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post #81 of 86
11/13/09 at 1:05am
make sure there's a Luis Vuitton (2003) ring around your dick, that'll make you stick out more.
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post #82 of 86
11/14/09 at 12:09am
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wow. this is amazing.



first off youre a small timer and its clear. you have to be confident. maybe get a gigantic woody and walk up to her while shes sitting down. just stand there with it throbbing at her eye level. sway your hips slowly side to side in an attempt to hypnotise her. this could be too advanced for you. so let me throw you some different game. sit behind her and throw rolled up paper in her hair. when she looks at you with the look of "did this fuck just throw something in my hair?" tell her to open it up. inside you will have wrote "im going to stick a screwdriver through your head." no guy has ever done that and you will immidiately stick out. shell be interested in you! shell go home wondering why does he want to stick a screw driver in my head!? will it be a phillips, will it be a triangle shaped one, maybe one of those more complicated looking ones? and then youre in dawg.

Will it be shaped like a traffic cone?
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post #83 of 86
11/14/09 at 2:49am
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Originally Posted by West24 View Post
wow. this is amazing.



first off youre a small timer and its clear. you have to be confident. maybe get a gigantic woody and walk up to her while shes sitting down. just stand there with it throbbing at her eye level. sway your hips slowly side to side in an attempt to hypnotise her. this could be too advanced for you. so let me throw you some different game. sit behind her and throw rolled up paper in her hair. when she looks at you with the look of "did this fuck just throw something in my hair?" tell her to open it up. inside you will have wrote "im going to stick a screwdriver through your head." no guy has ever done that and you will immidiately stick out. shell be interested in you! shell go home wondering why does he want to stick a screw driver in my head!? will it be a phillips, will it be a triangle shaped one, maybe one of those more complicated looking ones? and then youre in dawg.

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post #84 of 86
11/14/09 at 3:51am
Be sure to notify her of your professional knee-sharpening services.
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post #85 of 86
11/14/09 at 12:52pm
An entire dating threak and no mention of burlap?
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post #86 of 86
11/14/09 at 12:55pm
Hi, I'm Morel, Ed Morel
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