It took you months to become senior member?
It took me one day to become senior member back when I started
And it took two days after that to be appointed with a Title
And it took only 3 days to become a member of the Inner Circle
And it took only a week before I had special privileges and could post anything I want and break any buying and selling rule without getting banned and able to start any gratuitous thread without getting shat on and all because I am so awesome and memorable
But it's been over THREE years and I still don't have my own smiley?