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post #61 of 71
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
and it goes something like this...


Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

it goes on and on....

I had to listen to that song and a couple of other songs by the same band everyday, all day, for two weeks while laid up with misdiagnosed amoebic dysentery in Vashisht, a small town in the Himayalan foothills in Himachal Pradesh. I have lived through death and hell.
post #62 of 71
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cubic Rube

Thank god for Neil Young.

... and Joni Mitchell, Oscar Peterson and Diana Krall.
post #63 of 71
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Originally Posted by Margaret
... and Joni Mitchell, Oscar Peterson and Diana Krall.
.........and Ronnie Hawkins,The Band and Jack Scott
post #64 of 71
I think Dr. Demento - They're Coming to Take Me Away is 10x worse than any song on that list.
post #65 of 71
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Originally Posted by visionology
I think Dr. Demento - They're Coming to Take Me Away is 10x worse than any song on that list.


Back in the day my buddies and I used to haunt a topless bar and the dancer with the biggest assets in the place used to dance to that. It was so surreal that I still get a smile on my face when I hear that song, or whatever the hell it is. More like a nihilistic chant, I guess.

Picture a trailer park queen with massive knockers hanging on to a rotting roof beam swinging those weapons in time to "Ho ho he he hah hah" while the guys from the third shift at the GM plant play pool, drink Budweiser and try to pick fights with the college boys. You get the picture...
post #66 of 71
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cubic Rube
What about Bryan Adams? Who's side's he on. He's made some truly awful records, that one from Robin Hood's probably the worst.

Thank god for Neil Young.


disagree with you on the robin hood song. here is adams' worst song:



"The only thing that looks good on me is you" \t
\t
I don't look good in no Armani Suits
No Gucci shoes - or designer boots
I've tried the latest lines from A to Z
But there's just one thing that looks good on me

The only thing I want
The only thing I need
The only thing I choose
The only thing that looks good on me...is you

I'm not satisfied with Versace style
Put those patent leather pants - in the circular file
Sometimes I think - I might be lookin' good
But there's only one thing that fits me like it should

The only thing I want
The only thing I need
The only thing I choose
The only thing that looks good on me...is you

Ya it's you - it could only be you
Nobody else will ever do
Ya baby it's you - that I stick to
Ya we stick like glue

The only thing I want
The only thing I need
The only thing I choose
The only thing that looks good on me...is you
post #67 of 71
You're absolutely right acidboy, those words are crap, the thing is I've never been able to understand them.....his 'singing' sounds like someone with a sore throat shouting to make himself heard whilst working a buzz saw.
post #68 of 71
The Barbie song is too ironic to be on any worst list.
post #69 of 71
Okay, I haven't read the whole thread, but I'd have to say Kung Fu Fighting and Su-su-sudio.

I recall a poll from the 70s in which Kung Fu Fighting was voted the best song of the year. Ouch.

Sussudio is such a piece of self-describing excrement that I will let it fall on its own merits, without comment.
post #70 of 71
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
Back in the day my buddies and I used to haunt a topless bar and the dancer with the biggest assets in the place used to dance to that. It was so surreal that I still get a smile on my face when I hear that song, or whatever the hell it is. More like a nihilistic chant, I guess.

Picture a trailer park queen with massive knockers hanging on to a rotting roof beam swinging those weapons in time to "Ho ho he he hah hah" while the guys from the third shift at the GM plant play pool, drink Budweiser and try to pick fights with the college boys. You get the picture...

I think I would actually like to see that just because it sounds so odd!
post #71 of 71
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by visionology
I think I would actually like to see that just because it sounds so odd!

true, your story sounds like some great indie movie.
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