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The 50 Worst Songs Of All Time

post #1 of 71
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so here is vh1's list of 50 worst songs... 50. Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night 49. Puff Daddy f/ Faith Evans & 112 - "I'll Be Missing You' 48. Michael Bolton - 'Can I Touch You There' 47. Bobby Brown w/Whitney Houston, 'Something in Common' 46. Spin Doctors - Two Princes 45. Ruben Studdard, 'I'm Sorry' 44. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire 43. Master P feat. Silkk, Fiend, Mia-x & Mystikal - 'Make Em Say Uhh' 42. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe 41. JC Chasez - 'Some Girls (Dance with Women)' 40. 4 Non Blondes, 'What's Up' 39. Snow - 'Informer' 38. Ja Rule - Mesmerize 37. Bette Midler, "From a Distance" 36. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up 35. Don Johnson - Heartbeat 34. Crazytown - 'Butterfly' 33. Jennifer Lopez - 'Jenny from the Block' 32. Mr. Mister - Broken Wings 31. R. Kelly, 'You Remind Me of Something' 30. Nelly - Pimp Juice 29. Meatloaf - 'I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't do That) 28. Rick Astley - 'Never Gonna Give You Up' 27. Wreckx-N-Effect - 'Rump Shaker' 26. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You 25. Michael Jackson, 'You Rock My World' 24. Phil Collins, "Sussudio" 23. Sisqo - 'The Thong Song' 22. Lionel Richie - Dancing on the Ceiling 21. Rembrandts, "I'll Be There For You" 20. Toby Keith, 'Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue' 19. Chicago - You're the Inspiration 18. Hammer - 'Pumps and a Bump' 17. Right Said Fred, "I'm Too Sexy" 16. Europe, "The Final Countdown" 15. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm 14. Will Smith, "Will2K" 13. Aqua - 'Barbie Girl' 12. New Kids on the block - Hangin' Tough 11. Gerardo - Rico Suave 10. Huey Lewis & the News - Heart of Rock-n-Roll 9. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy 8. Ricky Martin - She Bangs 7. Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time" 6. Deep Blue Something, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" 5. Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby" 4. Limp Bizkit, "Rollin'" 3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight 2. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Achy Breaky Heart" 1. Starship, "We Built This City" i can't believe kriss kross' "jump" isn't there.
post #2 of 71
the witch doctor song
we are the world
stevie wonder - 'i just called to say i love you'
charlene - 'i've never been to me'
cutting crew - 'i just died in your arms tonight'
a-ha - 'take on me'

i give up.
post #3 of 71
Right Said Fred? How dare they!

Where's "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas? Where's "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop?

EDIT: "Jenny from the Block" should be congratulated for ruining both Enoch Light's "Hijack", AND the Beatnuts' "Watch Out Now".
post #4 of 71
Any 70s song with an alternating, octave split single quarter note on the 1 and 3 for the bass line.

|: DOOT ; ^ DOOT ; :|

Cf. Boston's "Don't Look Back". (I guess theirs is on each beat.) (And I love the breakdown. Power easy listening metal at its best.)
post #5 of 71
How can anyone even think of making a list of the worst [pick a number from 1-1 trillion] songs without a single Celine Dion travesty? And no Whitney Houston bodyguard ear-posion? And do they really want to tell me that the thoroughly mediocre "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is a worse song than "Mambo Nr. 5" or that awful Bryan Adams robin hood song?
post #6 of 71
What? Not a single Barry Manilow song? No Christopher Cross?
post #7 of 71
That Hasselhoff wreck.
post #8 of 71
either the westlife or the original version of seasons in the sun. that song makes me wish i wasnt an english speaker.
post #9 of 71
Gag-o-Matic! *insert the vomiting smiley*...
post #10 of 71
William Shatner singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".
post #11 of 71
Anyone hear the new Federline?

Dirk Diggler's debute was pretty heinous.
post #12 of 71
Wesendonck Lieder sucked.
post #13 of 71
Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.

I think it might be more accurate to call it the 50 Most Overplayed Songs of All Time because a lot of why people hate these songs is because they were just played and played and played...
post #14 of 71
Many of the songs on the list were big hits. The lesson? A lot of people like crap.
post #15 of 71
Originally Posted by Bradford
Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.
Me too.
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