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post #31 of 85
I once wore white unlined linen trousers to a wedding reception and later learned that while on the dance floor most observers were transfixed by my translucency; which explained those fanciful gazes from the women in attendance.
post #32 of 85
Socks in sandals
post #33 of 85
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Originally Posted by B|aze View Post
Socks in sandals


Thats actually one of the disgraces that I enjoy committing.
post #34 of 85
Square Aldo Shoes Shiny Square Aldo Shoes White Square Aldo Shoes Alfani Suits suits 2 sizes too large baggy jeans( i actually didnt know my jeans size until about 2 years ago)
post #35 of 85
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Originally Posted by idfnl View Post
Thats actually one of the disgraces that I enjoy committing.
So does every german tourist that comes to denmark for the summer
post #36 of 85
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Originally Posted by B|aze View Post
So does every german tourist that comes to denmark for the summer

They must be forced to take them off in public and apologized in public for crime against sartorial humanity.
post #37 of 85
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Button down collars a crime? Say it ain't so! I love my OCBDs! They're not for all occasions, but they definitely have their place.

I mean, what else are you supposed to wear as office casual?
post #38 of 85
sadly, a number of these crimes I have committed and continue to commit, mainly because I can't afford to go out and buy all new clothes. I do have a Kenneth Cole suit that I still really like, though.
post #39 of 85
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
sadly, a number of these crimes I have committed and continue to commit, mainly because I can't afford to go out and buy all new clothes. I do have a Kenneth Cole suit that I still really like, though.
I wear and enjoy three Banana Republic suits myself, so no need to worry. My real fashion atrocity - Buying and wearing a three-button, notch lapel, BOSS tuxedo. But this offers my some solace:
post #40 of 85
-Black belt, brown shoes and vice versa. -Untucked shirt -Half-tucked, half-untucked shirt -Ill fitting pants (too short or too small in the waist -Double pleated pants -Ill fitting creme linen shirt -No belt -Socks and shorts at the same time -white linen pants
post #41 of 85
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Originally Posted by oroy38 View Post
No, they're not that bad. The Made in Italy ones.

A more complete list of my crimes:
Giorgio Brutini Shoes
White Socks
Cole Haan Shoes
Aldo Dress Shoes
Shopping at Men's Wearhouse
-Calvin Klein Suit
-Kenneth Cole Suit
-Trusting their alterations tailor
Loafers with a Tuxedo
Loafers with a suit
Square Toed Donald J Pliner Loafers
Black Running Shoes with black trousers and a white dress shirt

I'm 19. Give me a break, I'm learning.

Wow. You know a lot for someone your age!
post #42 of 85
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Originally Posted by oroy38 View Post
No, they're not that bad. The Made in Italy ones. A more complete list of my crimes: Giorgio Brutini Shoes White Socks Cole Haan Shoes Aldo Dress Shoes Shopping at Men's Wearhouse -Calvin Klein Suit -Kenneth Cole Suit -Trusting their alterations tailor Loafers with a Tuxedo Loafers with a suit Square Toed Donald J Pliner Loafers Black Running Shoes with black trousers and a white dress shirt I'm 19. Give me a break, I'm learning.
+1 on the Men's Wearhouse, especially their alterations tailor. Dear god are they inept. I also partially blame them for the fact that, until recently, I didn't know my proper jacket size.
post #43 of 85
The all black look.Black suit and black open neck shirt.Very Tom Ford.
The black shirt with the cream suit.Very Pacino.
post #44 of 85
I haven't committed too many MC crimes, outside of owning a pair of very clunky dress shoes (thankfully a square-toe has never (dis)graced my foot) or owning some very billowy shirts (I used to believe that people purposefully had their shirts billow out slightly over the belt). I am guilty of forcing skinny jeans into a lot of fits where they don't work (clunky footwear).

I didn't know my actual size for jackets until a little before I joined SF. I was shopping with a friend and tried on a 38 M65 by Boss which happened to fit perfectly (I had assumed I was mostly an L prior). Luckily I had only one SC anyway, which I had worn only once (I think it was a 42 at least!).
post #45 of 85
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Cary Elwes-esque coif.
No no no, this thread is about fashion crimes, not things that are awesome.
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