What have so far been the worst fashion crimes you and/or others have committed ? - Page 2

Bavarian jacket with odd trousers and a tie.
Rattlesnake boots with a three piece.
Cary Elwes-esque coif.
Not appreciating women on the Satorialist.
Orange Briefcase.

Kenneth Cole shoes and those who not only think, but insist, that an odd sportcoat and pants constitute a "suit".

That - and people who don't appreciate orange briefcases...

Black Poly-Blend Suit with no vent.
Blousy shirts.
Black Shoes all the time (I think with white socks a couple times :uh oh
I once tried to wear a striped shirt with pinstriped pants and a striped tie. Luckily my gf stopped me before I could leave the house.


... I'm sure there's more.

She's a keeper.

Square toed kenneth coles with white sock. A daily occurence where I work.

Kenneth cole pretty much...

I was given a pair of Crocs for a recent birthday and was offered the chance to take them back to the shop if I didn't like them. I kept them...

Don't I know it.

Got ya beat, I had square toe Aldoes back in my interning days freshman year of college. AND, First ever interview, bought a CK suit, and wore the CK patch label on the outside as my mom told me it was normal (meaning she wanted to brag about the brand). 1 hour interview and not one mention of it from the interviewer. Got the job, maybe she thought my naivete was cute.

Once took a suit coat back because it is was too short. I was showing some cuff and not one other person at this party had any cuff showing. Thought mine was too short.

Went on a button down collar kick for a short while.

Seeing all the Cole Haan posts, I had looked for a pair of square toed Haan's because I thought they were coming to the forefront. Thankfully I never bought a pair.

Face fuzz and homeless-man hair

Button down collars a crime? Say it ain't so! I love my OCBDs! They're not for all occasions, but they definitely have their place.

In 1989-90 you could have caught me sporting a pair of light blue Z. Cavaricci jeans with a double belt (that's not a typo). I thought it was a great buy since both belts came with the jeans. I finished off the look with a nice pair of Giorgio Brutini shoes complete with the metal tip.

I have worn some truly shit-ious outfits.

Black Men's Warehouse polyester, 3-button, ventless suit, pleated, extra baggy
Burgundy dress shirt w/pocket, extra baggy
Silver satin dress tie, no dimple, to my crotch
Ken Cole square toe, rubber sole, semi-leather dress shoes, w/hole in sole for absorbing rain water

No, they're not that bad. The Made in Italy ones. A more complete list of my crimes: Giorgio Brutini Shoes White Socks Cole Haan Shoes Aldo Dress Shoes Shopping at Men's Wearhouse -Calvin Klein Suit -Kenneth Cole Suit -Trusting their alterations tailor Loafers with a Tuxedo Loafers with a suit Square Toed Donald J Pliner Loafers Black Running Shoes with black trousers and a white dress shirt I'm 19. Give me a break, I'm learning.