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post #31 of 45
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
chuck norris told haselhoff to sing 'hooked on a feeling"




as it was chuck norris who actually wrote charlene's "i've never been to me" and falco's "rock me amadeus"

oh my god

did we just simultaneously refer to 'i've never been to me' on two separate threads??

that is cosmically scary.
post #32 of 45
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Originally Posted by faustian bargain
oh my god

did we just simultaneously refer to 'i've never been to me' on two separate threads??

that is cosmically scary.

it IS the end of the world then.
post #33 of 45
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
it IS the end of the world then.
Speaking of which, "it's the end of the world blah blah" by REM is one of the worst songs by far.

SixoclockyadayadablahblablahLeonardBernstein.
post #34 of 45
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Originally Posted by j
Speaking of which, "it's the end of the world blah blah" by REM is one of the worst songs by far.

SixoclockyadayadablahblablahLeonardBernstein.

An open letter to Michael Stipe and Billy Joel:

Saying a long list of things very quickly does not constitute a song. Please consider killing selves.

Your pal,

Nick.
post #35 of 45
for the sake of staying in topic: chuck norris' wedding song was 'just the way you are' so he let billy joel live.
post #36 of 45
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Originally Posted by Homme
Chuck can fly-kick cars and not damage his John Lobbs.



He can also get hit in the head with an oar


chuck norris was the first to purchase laszlo vass shoes.
post #37 of 45
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
chuck norris was the first to purchase laszlo vass shoes.
From Germany. And sysdoc is his shoeshine boy.
post #38 of 45
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
chuck norris was the first to purchase laszlo vass shoes.
Chuck Norris ended Communism so he could buy Vass shoes.
post #39 of 45
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Originally Posted by j
Speaking of which, "it's the end of the world blah blah" by REM is one of the worst songs by far. SixoclockyadayadablahblablahLeonardBernstein.
i kindof hate that 'shiny happy people' song. it's really annoying.
post #40 of 45
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Originally Posted by RJman
Chuck Norris ended Communism so he could buy Vass shoes.

Indeed. While Regan was there with his whole "Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall..." speech, there was Chuck Norris, behind the scenes taking out the KGB trash.

Jon.
post #41 of 45
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Originally Posted by faustian bargain
i kindof hate that 'shiny happy people' song. it's really annoying.
Yes. Pretty much anything Michael Stipe sang, I hate.

Also, Ben Lee. They keep playing this on the local radio because he sings an unbelievably emo song about Seattle and mentions local places, etc. I hate that guy too.

Do you think we can start a sign-up sheet for people Mr. Norris could roundhouse kick in the face?
post #42 of 45
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Originally Posted by j
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Do you think we can start a sign-up sheet for people Mr. Norris could roundhouse kick in the face?

George W Bush thinks he's Chuck Norris, but Dick Cheney is Keyser Soze.
post #43 of 45
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Originally Posted by j
Do you think we can start a sign-up sheet for people Mr. Norris could roundhouse kick in the face?
This needs a thread of its own. Anyone?
post #44 of 45
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Originally Posted by tangerine
George W Bush thinks he's Chuck Norris, but Dick Cheney is Keyser Soze.

keyzer soze is chuck norris' bitch. so was this guy...

post #45 of 45
uh oh, now you've done it.

the wrath of the dragon is going to one-inch-punch you in the solar plexus, from beyond the grave.
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