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post #16 of 19
10/30/09 at 7:55pm
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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser View Post
What are you talking about? Everyone here is a stud who would turn down Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry. That's what their posts tell me anyways.

Don't know about Aniston, but definitely Kate Perry. She's the definition of a butterface! Epic tits though. And apparently she kisses girls, so I might deign to sleep with her, assuming the other girl was present!
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post #17 of 19
10/30/09 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
My suitors never call me wilkie.
If you meant "Sutors," then no, those won't get you laid... But anyway, I've known so many crazy chicks that you never know what they're thinking; and it never hurts to get some other perspectives, hence the topic. I'll see her tonight at a Halloween party--although she'll have to call me Falcon Heene.
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post #18 of 19
10/31/09 at 12:01am
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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post
Spot-on. BTW, my GF uses yours' "Fag Forum" line now.

We should get them together and see what happens.
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
Your SUITORS? You have suitors other than me?? I thought I meant something to you, but if you're subjecting my dumb to market forces, shopping my warez around, then well... ughhh.
Sorry dudeski. I ain't a one man woman.
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Originally Posted by mink31 View Post
I'll see her tonight at a Halloween party--although she'll have to call me Falcon Heene.

1.You should bone her.
2.Whilst boning her, start to choke her---- now don't go crazy. You want to hurt her momentarily, but not permanently. Squeeze hard enough for her to know that you're the boss. Then look her straight in the eyes and say "Bitch my name is Mink. Stop callin me 31 or you're dead."
3. ??????
4. Profit!
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post #19 of 19
10/31/09 at 3:38am
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post

1.You should bone her.
2.Whilst boning her, start to choke her---- now don't go crazy. You want to hurt her momentarily, but not permanently. Squeeze hard enough for her to know that you're the boss. Then look her straight in the eyes and say "Bitch my name is Mink. Stop callin me 31 or you're dead."
3. ??????
4. Profit!

You have a penchant for writing clever things.
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