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Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

post #1 of 16
10/27/09 at 2:14pm
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If you want a job in IB, this is what not to do. This kid rivals Alexis Vayner.

http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/jeffr...be-receivi.php
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post #2 of 16
10/27/09 at 2:18pm
lol, way to represent the University of Texas
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post #3 of 16
10/27/09 at 3:13pm
I read this somewhere else.

Hilarious
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post #4 of 16
10/27/09 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by MHH89 View Post
If you want a job in IB, this is what not to do. This kid rivals Alexis Vayner.

http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/jeffr...be-receivi.php


Impossible. *No one* can rival Alexey Vayner
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post #5 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:03pm
smoooth
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post #6 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:05pm
It's amazing the stupid shit people pull. We had somebody interview in our department once who actually said to the dean during the initial interview, "Oh, by the way, I don't work on Wednesdays. Those are my days for reflection and thinking." What goes on inside somebody's mind that they think this stuff is a GOOD idea? Anyway, quick question to law-types out there... though this stuff is funny... is it legal for them to post/publish his resume, emails, etc. without his permission like that? Just curious.
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post #7 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:12pm
I'm impressed with the fact that he ran a "5k Marathon."
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post #8 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:13pm
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I'm impressed with the fact that he ran a "5k Marathon."

I laughed at that too.
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post #9 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:32pm
The comments on the DBreaker article are pretty comical. I didn't have time to browse through the nearly 700 of them though.
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post #10 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:35pm
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8,

I'd like to cosign your sentiments, but I'm unable to find a pen that fits within my purple paw at this time.

-Grimace

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post #11 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:45pm
Some nice quotes here.

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I'd hire him. Sure, McD's may turn up their nose, but this is just the sort of talent we're looking for.

-Popeye's Night Shift Manager

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@1 Yes, BAM-ML-Fleet-Countrywide will be hearing from our lawyers regarding the McDonald's slur.

Nobody, and I mean it, fucks with McDonalds.

-The Hamburglar
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post #12 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:48pm
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I'm impressed with the fact that he ran a "5k Marathon."

He probably said he had degrees from Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne and the Louvre.
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post #13 of 16
10/27/09 at 7:54pm
He could make a good career as mortgage broker
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post #14 of 16
10/27/09 at 8:04pm
Reminds me of another infamous e-mail to make its way around the banking circuit. I went to college with this guy. I knew him pretty well, actually, as he lived not far from me, and guys in the Asian-American group all were acquainted.
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post #15 of 16
10/27/09 at 9:52pm
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Reminds me of another infamous e-mail to make its way around the banking circuit. I went to college with this guy. I knew him pretty well, actually, as he lived not far from me, and guys in the Asian-American group all were acquainted.

That email was hilarious, I could not stop laughing. What was he like back when you knew him? Pimp?
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