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What is this shit?

post #1 of 7
10/26/09 at 2:54am
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http://www.ksbw.com/news/21404492/detail.html

" A seventh-grader and her 80-year-old grandfather are allegedly the first people to discover that President Barack Obama is related to all other U.S. presidents except one."

Isn't he supposed to be Kenyan? I'd love to hear what blood ties he has with the king of goddamn England.
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post #2 of 7
10/26/09 at 2:59am
Sounds like a goddamn conspiracy to me. Should we trace out the family tree and make our own Manchurian Candidate with the next branch on the tree? Wait a second, I'd be on that tree. Shit. I could be president!
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post #3 of 7
10/26/09 at 3:04am
Now wait just a god damned minute. Obama is related to George Bush? And isn't Cheney his cousin? This is starting to look very suspicious.
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post #4 of 7
10/26/09 at 3:04am
Now, who's gonna trace Obama back to Jesus? I'm sure he's related to Jesus somehow.
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post #5 of 7
10/26/09 at 3:09am
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn View Post
Now, who's gonna trace Obama back to Jesus? I'm sure he's related to Jesus somehow.
-We are all God's children
-Jesus is the son of God
Wasn't really that hard after all.
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post #6 of 7
10/26/09 at 3:21am
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Originally Posted by JD_May View Post
-We are all God's children
-Jesus is the son of God
Wasn't really that hard after all.

The girl did go to a christian school..

What I'm wondering if what the fuck did Martin Van Buren do, not to be included in this joyous Jesus family.
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post #7 of 7
10/26/09 at 3:22am
He was Dutch. They're all Godless heathens.
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