Originally Posted by Huntsman
8 minutes bro. Even for me, two would be pushing it.
I suck in the mornings, actually. Completely worthless. Incoherent. Which is why I get up as late as possible. I have left every conceivable necessary article except pants and shoes home at one time or another.
I am the king of two minute shits. I don't know why, but I always wait until I really have to go, and I am in and out in under 4 minutes 90% of the time.
My morning routine is:
5:45 wake up, put on shorts, shirt, and shoes, go on run.
6:30 get home, put on coffee pot, turn on computer
6:30-6:50, check email, SF, weather, drink coffee
6:50-7:00, shit shower shave (shave in shower, shit in toilet)
7:00-7:06 get dressed (only consists of chef pants, white tshirt, and shoes
7:06 leave for work
7:30 arrive at work