Originally Posted by edmorel
I just got in my car and went across the border to the New Jersey McDonalds for lunch so I can save on taxes.
Thank you very much for doing your part to stimulate growth. However, I think you should have driven much farther, perhaps to West Virginia (where taxes are much lower), because the earth is cooling and your excess C02 could have helped to keep us warm during the winter months. It is also flat, so please don't drive so far or else you might drive off into space or encounter one of those awful dragon beasties that live at the edges.