Originally Posted by EL72
I think he is the first SF member to have his name used as a verb, and a noun.
josepidal (v.) To destroy a nice pair of shoes through amateur polishing techniques. "I tried to antique the Lobbs but I ended up josepidaling them, and now they're not wearable."
pidal (n.) A unit of measurement of shoe wear roughly equivalent to half an hour on carpet. "As you can tell, the shoes I'm selling have hardly been worn, I'd estimate about five pidals worth."