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Average # of lovers for Poets vs. Accountants: roughly 11 to 3

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I put more credence in the accountants' numbers because they are likely to keep audited records, while the poets are pretty much just making shit up.
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I put more credence in the accountants' numbers because they are likely to keep audited records, while the poets are pretty much just making shit up.

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What constitutes a lover? Does anyone use that phrase anymore?

Is that someone you just poke (in which case I have as many as both those guys multipled together, marketing ftw) or like long term relationships?
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What constitutes a lover? Does anyone use that phrase anymore?

Is that someone you just poke (in which case I have as many as both those guys multipled together, marketing ftw) or like long term relationships?

sorry should have said sexual partners.
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Accountants go by the book, "you hit it, you got her pregnant, she gave you herpes, that counts!", while everybody knows how colorful poets can stretch the definition of anything.

per se, I can claim Megan Fox is my sexual partner because I've fapped to her magazine fold, but I'm not...
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per se, I can claim Megan Fox is my sexual partner because I've fapped to her magazine fold, but I'm not...

Please learn what this means.
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Average # of lovers for JetBlast vs. rest of forvm: roughly infinity to 50 or so
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Please learn what this means.

okay, I don't know Latin, and you are a poet.
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okay, I don't know Latin, and you are a poet.

You don't need to know Latin, per se.

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Fat girls need love too. I'd want to see a hotness-weighted average. This one-dimensional count tells me nothing

/engineer
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+1 We also need the model to account for the bitchiness of said lover, amount of $$ invested in this venture, the ROI, and the times involved.
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Poets have a very high rate of suicide, too. Accountants die deaths of a thousand slashes. They would know the exact number.
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Fat girls need love too. I'd want to see a hotness-weighted average. This one-dimensional count tells me nothing

/engineer

As an engineer, I am pretty sure that your count we'll be pretty fucking one-dimensional. Hotness? Nothing you'd have to worry about.
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Average # of lovers for JetBlast vs. rest of forvm: roughly infinity to 50 or so

lol fail. I think fifty is a pretty high average (some would even say excessive).
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